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People being real ,, summer ,,the beach |
Turn offs:
bitchin,, lies |
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Favorite Books:
ITS EASIER TO THROW SHIT AWAY THAN PACK AND MOVE IT
Harley vs. God
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur
Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since your
motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is:
you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven".
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I
want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the throne room, and
introduced him to God. God reconized Arthur and
commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented
motorcycles, eh?!"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me.."
"Well", said God, "what's the big deal in inventing
something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and
pollution and can't run without a road?!"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke,
"Excuse me, but aren't YOU the inventor of the
woman??"
"Ah, yes!" God exclaimed.
"Well", said Arthur, "professional to professional,
you have some major design flaws in your invention.
For example:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too
much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. and the maintenance costs are outrageous!"
"Hmmmm, you have some good points there." God replied.
"It may be true that my invention is flawed, but
according to my calculations, More men are riding my
invention than yours!"
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Favorite Quotes:
My Life My Way
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... It's about learning to dance in the rain.
Be who you are
say what you feel
because those who mind
don't matter
and those who matter
don't mind.
~ Dr. Seuss ~
Dream as if you'll live forever ... Live as if you'll die today
Be A Flirt Lift Your Skirt
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About Me:
THE US ELECTION
"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?"
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Obama
Explains National Anthem Stance
Hot
on the heels of his explanation for why he no longer wears a flag pin,
presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama was forced to explain why
he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played.
According
to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171, During
rendition of the national anthem when the flag is displayed, all
present except those in uniform are expected to stand at attention
facing the
flag with the right hand over the heart.
'As
I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking
sides,' Obama said. 'There are a lot of people in the world to whom the
American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys
a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all. It
should be swapped for something less parochial and less bellicose. I
like the song 'I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.' If that were our
anthem, then I might salute it.'
WHAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!
Yes,
ladies and gentlemen, this could possibly be our next president. I,
for one, am speechless . . .
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