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Hard Dazed Knight 

Sex: Male
Location: Pair A Dice, MO
Country: United States
Last Online: This Week
Interested in: Females
               
Age: 56
Ride: Yes
Own a bike: Yes
Status: Complicated
Looking for: Friends, relationships
Religion: Karma
Drink: Drink Socially
Introduction:
Well...most women don't really like me. The last woman that I was inside of was the Statue of Liberty. My own mother wouldn't breast feed me....she said that she just wanted to be "friends". Oh c'mon! It's a joke!
Don't send me a fuckin' friend request if you haven't written me first. I'm not just collectin' faces here, and if I don't hear from you occaisionally, I'll delete yer ass.
Turn ons:
Women and motorsickles, smooth fast roads, long hair, nice eyes and a wicked sense of humor. The sound of rainfall and thunderstorms. I love to laugh, even at myself!
Turn offs:
Snitches, liars and thieves. Speed limits, helmets, potholes, arrogance, assholes and cagers. People who are late. I hate that shit!! And people who are early. I hate that shit even more!! Be prompt, dammit!
Ideal:
This is a trick question, isn't it? lol
Activities:
I have a dentists chair in the garage. It's really good for activities, like playin' "Hide The Sausage". Also like fishin', fireworks (class B), and something else that starts with an "F"...and it ain't football! lol
Interests:
Exotic birds, exotic women. Antique Harleys. Long rides, long walks........to my bike! lol! I have a lot of interests. You got a thing that I'd be interested in?
Favorite Music:
Blues and rock and roll. I'm a John Hiatt fan. If you haven't heard of him, check him out! What is YOUR cd collection like? I'm not comparing tastes....I just wanna know if you have anything that I'd like to keep, once we break up. J/K!
Favorite TV Shows:
I watch a little in the winter. Mostly Boston Legal and Rescue Me, and a little History channel.
Favorite Movies:
I've seen a couple. I like "The Worlds Fastest Indian" and "The Human Stain" with Anthony Hopkins, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, The Big Lebowski. Also Porn, but only if you're gonna be spending the night! LOL!!
Favorite Books:
I'm a fuckin' fountain of useless knowledge..
Favorite Quotes:
Not Responsible For Women Left Overnight!
Most Human Beings Are Just No Damn Good!
I'm Only Wearing Black Until They Make Something Darker.
I'm A Pyrotechnician. If You See Me Running, Try And Catch Up!
I Ride Way Too Fast To Worry About My Damn Chloresterol Level!
About Me:
I have enough friends, so unless you can make me smile....I don't need any more.
I'm so fuckin' old, I can remember when the dirt was white, and my mug has more wrinkles in it than a pug. I've been riding Harleys since I was a teenager, and I've owned Flatties, Pans and Pan-Shovels. I do all my own work, from lacing and truing the wheels, to motor and tranny work, to wiring and the paint. I've got a nosecone Shovel in the garage that I'll finish someday, but the Knuckle is the love of my life.
This ain't just a "lifestyle" for me. It's my life and it always has been. Old school, old rules, no fools!
I've been married 3 times, so I'm either a die-hard or it's just that I love the "New Wife" smell!

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  1946 Harley-Davidson Antique HD
This is my girl. We've been together for 29 years.
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