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Causin A Commotion 

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Sex: Female
Location: Vallejo, CA
Country: United States
Last Online: Yesterday
               
Age: 45
Ride: Yes
Own a bike: Yes
Status: Single
Looking for: Friends, riding partners
Drink: Drink Socially
Introduction:
I enjoy the outdoors and staying active. Enjoy the company of fun people who like to be silly and not take things to seriously. Not looking for a romantic relationship.. just some fun folks to ride with! If I meet Mr. "I can live without ya" more power to me! (I did meet him once!) Smiles.

My friends are fun..but not fanatic. They are warm and friendly and are able to laugh at life's little ups and downs. Laughing is so important to me! I prefer to be around positive upbeat people who can just take it for what it is.. and enjoy themselves. I am the mom of two wonderful kids.


Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling.... about women drivers; the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days'.

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive. The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. He takes another big slug.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?' The woman replies, 'No, I think I'll just wait for
the police.....'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us.




Watch your thoughts; they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions.

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits; they become character.

Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.


Turn offs:
Liars, Liars.. and oh.. did I mention Liars?
Ideal:
~Just a big silly goober~
Favorite Quotes:
"Last one there's a rotten egg!"
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