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 | SDH74 |
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Friends, riding partners
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Introduction:
Here is what I would love to open a first date with:
"So I don't need you in my life, I've got a lot of sh*t going on and it can keep me busy, I'm not lonely, I'm not looking for the father of my unborn children, I have a great circle of friends and a great support network, so here is what this is really about...
I think some guys are freakin awesome, I hope you are one of them, if you are, it'd be a great plus in my life to pal around with you and though I don't "need" you, I'd love to "want" you. There are going to be some weeks where I just can't make a lot of time to hang out, I have a lot of work to do, I need you to deal with that. If you try to get in my pants in the first few dates, I'm going to write you off and tell you to beat it. Wait for me to jump you, trust me, that'll be way more fun for you anyway- don't you want to feel sexy? I think I could find you sexy. Also, guess what, my career is just as important as yours so if you can't spend a night with me because you have crap to do early the next morning, I expect you to understand when I can't stay the night and have crap to do the next morning. You should have guy nights, I want to be an awesome addition to your world, I don't want to be your world. If you have a problem, you are going to have to tell me I'm doing something that is p*ssing you off, I'm not a mind reader, and passive aggressive behavior will just make me want to punch you in the nuts. Also, I'm a pretty sexual person, which will be great for you when we get to that point, but could we please get to know each other first? I want to give a sh*t about you before we grope one another, otherwise you might as well be battery operated- make sense?"
As an independent, career-oriented, relatively intelligent woman, that is how I would love to open a first date convo. I wonder how that would pan out.
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Turn ons:
Somebody who is their self and doesn't change to make someone else happy. Not happy-walk away. |
Turn offs:
Guys who come after you for only one thing, the ones who only think between their legs. |
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