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Friends, riding partners
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Introduction:
Having sat for the bar exam, I am now what is commonly called an "attorney-candidate" while I wait for results in November.
So, if you don't hear from me, or I seem to have this pissed off, pre-occupied look on my face, its because I have to wait four months (yes, a test that takes four &^%$ing months to grade!) to find out if I am worthy of being called "douchebag lawyer."
However, my primary bidness is computer security and riding the expert witness circuit, the law school thing was, is, and always will be, a part-time thing...primarily started so that I could visit my friends in jail without having to deal with &*^^&*&* visiting hours! |
Turn ons:
Orgies. Hot older women. |
Turn offs:
Really fat chicks who think its OK to participate in orgies. |
Ideal:
"Partner" implies responsibility...I have enough of that already. | |
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Activities:
Waiting for bar exam results
Teaching my son neat ways of embarrassing his mom
Riding
Wrenching
Computers
Internet Porn (Cleaning the Pipes)
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Interests:
Old Triumphs
Latin Girls
Reading
Jack Daniels
Good Cigarettes
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Favorite Music:
'80s
Rock
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Favorite TV Shows:
Southpark
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Favorite Movies:
"Shawshank Redemption"
"Love & a .45"
"Gattaca"
"Fight Club"
"Fifth Element"
"The Outlaw Josie Wales"
"Cumback Pussy #32"
Anything with Chiquita Lopez in it.
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Favorite Books:
"Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
"Atlas Shrugged"
"Sun Tzu: The Art of War"
"The Godfather"
"Battlefield Earth"
"The Prince"
"Shogun"
"The Sun Also Rises"
..too many more to mention...
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Favorite Quotes:
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. --Benjamin Franklin"
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About Me:
People mostly annoy me, especially yuppies and soccer moms, which sucks because my career choices have left me surrounded by yuppies and soccer moms.
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Coker's Garage
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2006 Harley-Davidson Dyna Street Bob
My daily rider and the bike that gets me to law school and back. Heavy, reasonably reliable, and a great road tripper. Only stock seat I have ever sat on that doesn't need to be replaced. Of course, I've added a crap load of accessories, mostly touring stuff for long road trips. |
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1972 Triumph Trident
Restoration complete. Paint by Colorworks here in Keller, Texas. One hell of a good paint job, and instead of using the crappy stickers I gave him for the Sidecovers, he chose to stencil and paint the "Trident V" on instead...free of charge.
Bone stock to UK spec, with the exception of the front gaiters, those didn't come with them until '73, but I really liked the way they look. |
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