| 07Glideman's Stats |
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 | 07Glideman |
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Friends, riding partners
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Introduction:
NOTICE: THERE IS A LOT OF GOOD INFORMATION CONTAINED IN MY PROFILE...AND SOME OF IT IS TRUE!
I am unassuming, non controlling, uncontrollable and sorta laid back. I have a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor and love to ride anytime. I am a writer by trade so, I have to spend some time writing but my hours are flexible.
I was in the corporate business world and a photographer most of my life. I was also a lifeguard for a while, but some blue kid got me fired. I have a son who rides and 3 grandkids and a boatload of other relatives whose names I can't remember.
I tend to be a practical guy. There are people who are looking for the meaning of life in the cosmic universe, but I'm still trying to figure out how to keep my muffler from falling off. OK...Well, anyway, everyone in our family gets along well. I think people should be nice to each other, and like they say, if you can't say something nice about someone...you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.
I was told once that I'm a very sexy guy, and then for no reason, the guy's seeing eye dog bit me. And then they went into a grocery store that had a sign that said: NO SEEING EYE DOGS ALLOWED IN THIS STORE. I thought to myself, now just who is supposed to read that sign, the blind guy or the dog??
I never used drugs, and I don't drink. I have a decent house, a nice SUV and my dog died, so now I have a lot of time to travel. My dog was weird. I spilled spot remover on him, now he's gone. I had him for 12 years before I knew what kind he was. Some guy told me he was a Kenardly. I said A WHAT?? He said yeah, you kenardly tell what he is!!!
I am honest and straight forward with people and, as bad as I hate to admit it, somewhat of a romantic. I love kids, puppies, flowers, horses and Moon Pies. I think they are the most beautiful things that God ever created (next to women of course).
I am so old fashioned that kids think I'm original and cool. One day my 5 year old granddaughter was sitting on my knee and she felt my face and said "grandpa did God make you?" I said "Yes, he did honey a long time ago." Then she said "did God make me too?" I said yes and not so long ago." Then she felt her face and said..."he's gettin better ain't he?"
My grandson is a corker too. One time I blew some smoke rings, and he said "is that the only letter you can make grandpa?"
I like country music, and just about everything except head banging stuff. And if you think I look overweight in my photos, don't you believe it. I'm not. Who are you going to believe anyway, me, or your own eyes?
For now, I am just looking for someone to ride with, but if something more happens down the road that's ok too (maybe). Friends are forever in my opinion. I really don't care too much what someone looks like as long as you don't scare me. I don't care if you are a little fat but I've been having this horrible reoccurring nightmare that I picked up a beautiful, sweet, long legged brunette on my bike and she turns into Rosie O'Donald.
Speaking of Rosie, I heard that she was planning on solving the flooding problem in New Orleans. She plans to put a dyke on every street corner!
I'm not too concerned about age either but I went out with this one woman who was so old that, when she went to school, they didn't have history!! She was so fat too that when she stepped on a scale a card came out that said "one at a time please." And man was she was ugly. I tried, but I couldn't even drink her pretty!! So, if you are a nice lady and have your own bike, or will fit on the back of a Harley, that would be good
Also, it would be good if you are an upbeat person because the last lady I went out with was like a cheerleader for a train wreck!
I really enjoy talking to intelligent women, but I don't like drama or argumentative people. I avoid them like the plague. My divorce was worse than the Spanish inquisition, so if you are Isabella, the drama queen from Hell, go bug someone else. <---<< Write that down. I'll give you some names.
I don't expect perfection, by any means, but I do admire loyalty, honesty, a sense of humor, humility, integrity, and faith in a woman. So, if you're looking for a nice ride, former dog owner and a friend who thinks you can do no wrong, look me up. Till then, shut your gate, ride safe, and keep the shiny side up.
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Turn ons:
Smart, laid back, talented, appreciative women with integrity. |
Turn offs:
Users, non-directional shallow drunk air head sex queens, drama queens, gold diggers, attention seekers, idiots, liars, druggies, and people who think motorcycling (and life) is all about getting drunk and whooping it up. |
Ideal:
Someone intelligent, positive, helpful, faithful and loves to ride. | |
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Activities:
Riding
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Interests:
Women, Guitars, Writing, Traveling, Woodworking, MOTORCYCLES
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Favorite Music:
Classic country and rock
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Favorite TV Shows:
Dirty Jobs, Home Improvement
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Favorite Movies:
Anything with a bike or a cowboy.
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Favorite Books:
Mine
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Favorite Quotes:
"I am the resurrection and the life...and whosoever lives and believes in me will never die..."
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About Me:
I am a gentleman, somewhat reserved, respectful, even tempered and an original thinker.
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