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 | harley tramp (H.T.) |
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where I fell off the turnip truck, CA |
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Religion: |
church of fatter gray taints |
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Introduction:
Simple minded down to earth back woods clown kinda like the deliverance mountain folk without the shotguns and pig squealing, um well I do have a shotgun. Like most here I love to ride, No shit huh sherlock like thats not why we're all here. I live a drama free life and have no time, mental capacity or patience for drama in my life. French Canadian born but spent most of my life in the states. Always open for new experiences and meeting interesting, weird, and just plain jacked up people. I am the rain wizard, just invite me somewhere and there's a 90% chance it'll fucking rain, but hey getting wet can be fun provided there's mud available, patty cakes & pies are double the fun with a good batch of mud. Oh another thing I'm here to meet new folks, check on local rides, and view pictures of scantily clad woman, I'm not here to get bombarded by idiotic chain letters and such so don't be offended when I don't respond, and just because you get back six copies of your I'm hot chain letter you are not automatically hot, a better way would be to put down the candy bar go to the gym and then clean yourself up oh and bleaching the mustache doesn't stop it from tickling bite the bullet and wax the lip. OK then on a different note the word poop always makes me laugh.
Just an fyi……… manhole covers are being stolen at a rapid clip by tweakers selling them to scrap yards for tweak money. The gaping holes have already caused severe damage to several vehicles…………. So far no motorcyclists have become a statistic………..nonetheless, pay attention while driving the streets, particularly in the IE and LA. You fall into one of these holes, and you are going over the bars. So you scrap yard assholes buying these I hope you burn in hell with the tweakers.
Pass this along to fellow riders to keep them from becoming an asphalt statistic. |
Turn ons:
naked woman, greased up pigs, great aunt jenny in bunny ears and a tutu, and gender bending squirrel monkeys |
Turn offs:
french canadians at the beach, why a five foot six inch three hundred pound man thinks he looks good in a speedo is beyond me, especially when the speedos are a copy of the flag and have the maple leaf right on the package. |
Ideal:
preferably female, all limbs and digits not required so long as there's a good story to go with it, and an eye patch like a pirate is a plus. If the only reason you want to play with my wiener is because you miss yours move on please. | |
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Activities:
punching the ferret
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Interests:
porn, squirrel monkeys, nuclear physics
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Favorite Music:
fraggle rock
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Favorite TV Shows:
ufc and martha stewart
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Favorite Movies:
Anything with Christy Canyon
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Favorite Books:
rubber boots and a sheep, the how too story.
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Favorite Quotes:
when I nod my head you hit it (eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
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About Me:
I like cake
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