hrtgsofttail is reheating bong water

'Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular con sumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

'TRUE HEART OF A BIKER
A BIKER'S HEART TELLS HIM HE IS A BIKER.
A BIKER DOES NOT NEED LEATHERS TO PROVE HIS POINT.
IN FACT, A TRUE BIKER NEEDS NOT PROVE ANY POINT.
A BIKER DOES NOT HAVE TO FLY COLORS TO BE A BIKER.
A TRUE BIKER DOES NOT HAVE TO PROVE HIS MANHOOD.
IN FACT, A TRUE BIKER IS SECURE ENOUGH WITHIN HIMSELF
THAT HE NEED NOT SHOW HIS MANHOOD.
A BIKER IS SOMEONE WHO IS BORN WITH SOMETHING ONLY
FEW CAN UNDERSTAND. A BIKER IS SOMEONE WHO STANDS FIRM FOR WHAT HE BELIEVES, AND FOR THE RIGHT CAUSE,
HE WILL FIGHT TO THE END. NOW A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE THIS IMAGE OF A BIKER, BUT SO MANY OF THEM ARE WAY OFF BASE! WHEN THEY THINK BIKER, THEY THINK ROUGH AND TOUGH ....... MEAN AND NASTY........ HEARTLESS AND COLD..... TO THOSE PEOPLE I SAY HOW WRONG YOU ARE
A TRUE BIKER KNOWS WHEN HE MUST BE THAT WAY AND KNOWS
HE MUST DEFEND HIMSELF WHEN NECESSARY.
BUT A TRUE BIKER DOES NOT GO OUT AND PROVOKE .
THE NEW BREED OF SO CALLED BIKERS ARE TRULY
LOST AND CLUELESS. THEY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE RULES AND CODES SO MANY HAVE LIVED BY FOR YEARS GONE BY.
A TRUE BIKER KNOWS IT IS NOT ABOUT THE COLORS YOU FLY OR THE KIND OF BIKE YOU HAVE...
IT IS ABOUT HEART & SOUL & FREEDOM & FAMILY !!!!!!!!!!!!
(this came from the page of AZbikerman...copied with his permission...amen)
***Thank you to all of you who voted for me for Miss Sturgis...I appreciate your support. Next year I promise I'll try and put up some sexy pics...lol!!!
Ride SAFE...and remember SLEEPING BAGS! NOT BODY BAGS!!! I have plenty of Sleeping Bags!!!
Luv'n HuGz'n HOGS!!! Niki