Introduction: I am an extremely boring clod with questionable values. I love psychodrama, mind games, and am in need of constant attention from barnyard animals. I am lazy, slovenly, and of lower then average intelligence. I am a great conversationalist as long as I am the only one talking. I run with scissors, swallow gum and eat popcorn at movie theatres without using my hands. I cross my eyes and I go swimming right after meals. Im very easygoing, tolerant and laid back as long as Im asleep or medicated. I enjoy traveling and counting road kill. Friends are important to me, that is why I am so grateful for all the voices in my head. I like to read the obituaries, dress up as a circus clown, yodel, take my medications, check to see if I can lick my elbow, then I have my morning coffee. I love long walks on the beach, as long as I am on the beach. I like to stare at the elevator passengers when I dont get on the elevator. I like go to the morgue and ask for make-up tips and hang out at Wal-Marts. I Dive for golf balls in the lake at the public golf course. I also love trying every new diet that comes along. So far, I have gained 412 pounds. I love to pretend that I am trapped in phone booths. I love to go to the Olive Garden and ask for every flavor of salad dressing except Italian! I beg for food at the busiest of intersections. I love horseback riding at the nearest Wal-Mart.
I am unclear about my true heritage. I was raised by wolves then traveled with the circus until age 12. Adopted by cannibals who I adored until I got the munchies after smoking some questionable substance. Couldnt find my parents after that. Please don't bring it up. I am very sensitive about it.
By the way, if you email me, I might take a while to get back to you, because I can't read!
For real now, I am a member of the SOUTHERN CRUISERS RIDING CLUB, Central Florida chapter #131. check us out at http://www.cfscrc.com/ Here's a new story about our club in a local bulletin http://www.southwestorlandobulletin.com/directorytext.asp?id=2224
PLEASE DO NOT SEND FRIEND REQUESTS IF YOU JUST WANT LOTS OF PEOPLE AS FRIENDS. IF YOU PLAN TO CHAT OR MEET UP SOMEDAY, IT'S ALL GOOD, SEND AWAY. IF YOU ARE A BAR, CLUB, RESTAURANT, WHATEVER...KEEP MOVING, I'M NOT INTERESTED. I THOUGHT THIS WAS A WEBSITE FOR BIKERS, NOT BARS TO DRUM UP BUSINESS!!!
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