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Introduction:
A massive collection of MySpace Layouts
Designs By Harley~
I have all these thoughts in my head and I am pretty sure they all contradict each other!
I think you should just put a condom on your head, because if you are going to act like a dick, then you should dress like a dick!
Be who you are and say what you feel because those that mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut the fuck up already.
If The Ocean Were Tequila
And I Were A Duck
I’d Swim To The Bottom
And Drink My Way Up
But The Oceans Not Tequila
And I’m Not A Duck
So Pass Me The Bottle
And Shut The Fuck Up!
Get Your Sexy Name
PEOPLE ARE MORE VIOLENTLY OPPOSED TO FUR THAN LEATHER BECAUSE IT IS SAFER TO HARASS RICH WOMEN THAN BIKERS
Too often we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when some one annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or, squeeze it in someone's eye and run like hell!
Are you talking behind my back again? While you're there, bend over and KISS MY ASS!
The tooth fairy teaches kids that they can get money by selling body parts. Theres the bitch to blame for prostitution!
The only people I need in my life are the ones who proved they need me in theirs.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between 2 wolves.
"One is Evil. It is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego.
The other is God. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
A friend will ask you why you are hurting!
True friends have the shovel ready to bury the bitch that hurt you!
In the midst of beauty, the beast is always waiting and ready to attack!
Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I really need it!
If I have to explain why
You wouldn't understand!
Live Hard
Ride Hard
Leave A Big Wet Spot
Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift
That is why they call it the present
Live Laff Love
If you want to bitch about something, please take a fucking number you whiny little shit!
I don't talk shit! I state facts! Get the fuck over it!
A true coward will beat a child!
Top 10 Lies Told At Bike Week:
10) Yeah, I rode down.
9) I remember your name.
8) I don't usually drink this much.
7) You can trust me.
6) I'll pay you back tomorrow.
5) I never get hangovers.
4) I'm not really drunk.
3) Really, nothing happened.
2) You buy this round, I'll buy the next one.
1) Honest, my old lady won't care.
If you can't face me, then turn the fuck around!
Road King Forever!
There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama & the people who create it, surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard you forget the bad and focus solely on the the good. After all, life is too short to be anything but happy.
I am 50 and I work in the construction industry. Specifically, the electric construction industry. I work for a national contract or that does work all over the country. I had a couple of Harleys, but sold one as I never rode it. Now just riding on my Road King and putting some miles on it. Hittin' the road for some travel time this summer.
I used to volunteer some of my time to a few of the charity runs in the area. I had been doing it since '81. I gave it up because there are too many B.S. runs out there. Seems like every time some one breaks a leg, they want to have a run.
I do all my own wrenching. Working on my shit is probably the most relaxing thing I can do. Plus, when something is wrong, I know where to put the blame.
I took up the guitar again, after a long layoff. Gives me something to do when I am not riding. One thing for sure, I'll never be a stage player.
I also love to watch movies. Kinda' like anything, although really stupid movies have a special place in my heart.
As for music, I am a true freak. I will listen to anything.
I guess that is it. Life is good. Any questions, ask away. If you want to ride, holler at me!. Be careful, ride safe and ride free.
I love the sun in my face and the wind in my hair and hate the rain running down my back.
I love a good woman in my life and hate not being able to find one.
I love the asphalt rolling away beneath me and hate when it turns to construction.
I love the sunset in my eyes and hate the darkness that follows.
I love the early morning dew on my seat and hate having to use my tee to wipe it off.
I love the sound of the rolling thunder between my legs and hate the sound of it overhead.
I love the sight of an eagle soaring and hate the fact that some one will try to shoot it.
I love the sight of buffalo crossing the road but hate the piles they leave behind.
Most of all, I love waking up in the morning and hate the fact that sometimes the ones you care about don't.
This page is dedicated to the women who loved me
The losers that lost me
And the lucky ones that get to meet me!
People who are too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours.
His bike chopped down
A laugh, a grin, a frown
Wind blowing his hair
His Harley get him there
Arms slightly bent with a grip
Been a good ride this trip
Passing everything is sight
Could take the next exit right
Truck traffic is picking up
May have to stop for a cup
Caffeine perks up the senses
Road's getting closer to fences
Coffee was good and strong
All's right and nothing wrong
Extend the arms and sit back
Single lane highway is the track
So carefree like a flying glider
Sprit in the wind...chopper rider.
If you can't accept me at my worst, You don't deserve me at my best!
The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams!
Well if you ever plan to motor west Just take my way that's the highway that's the best Get your kicks on Route 66
Well it winds from Chicago to L.A. More than 2000 miles all the way Get your kicks on Route 66
Well goes from St. Louie down to Missouri Oklahoma City looks oh so pretty
You'll see Amarillo and Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona don't forget Winona
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernadino
Would you get hip to this kindly tip And go take that California trip Get your kicks on Route 66
Well goes from St. Louie down to Missouri
Oklahoma city looks oh so pretty
You'll see Amarillo and Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona don't forget Winona
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernadino Would you get hip to this kindly tip And go take that California trip
Get your kicks on Route 66
They took the whole Cherokee nation Put us on this reservation
Took away our ways of life The tomahawk and the bow and knife
Took away our native tongue And taught their English to our young
And all the beads we made by hand Are nowadays made in Japan
Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe
So proud to live, so proud to die
They took the whole Indian nation Locked us on this reservation
Though I wear a shirt and tie I'm still part redman deep inside
Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe
So proud to live, so proud to die
But maybe someday when they learn Cherokee nation will return
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.
If I were to die tomorrow, what would you say to me today!
Mama told me when I was young Come sit beside me, my son
And listen closely to what I say And if you do this It will help you some sunny day.
Take your time... don't live too fast,
Troubles will come and they will pass.
Go find a woman and you'll find love,
And don't forget son, There is someone up above. And be a simple kind of man. Be something you love and understand. Wont you do this for me son, If you can?
Forget your lust for the rich mans gold All that you need is in your soul, And you can do this if you try.
All that I want for you my son, Is to be satisfied.
Boy, don't you worry... you'll find yourself.
Follow you heart and nothing else. And you can do this if you try. All I want for you my son,
Is to be satisfied.
Did you ever look to see who is left around?
When I think about the past it only brings me down
Everyone I thought was cool is six feet under ground
Make love in the grass while the sun is shining down
They tried to get me lots of times and now they're
It feels so good your long blond hair baby
Coming after you I got out and I'm here to say
When you're down low make me shake make the whole earth quake
Baby you can get out to I'm Still alive and well
So everyone will know I'm still alive and well
I'm still alive and well every now
and then its kind of hard to tell I'm still alive and well
A little bit of sunshine, a little bit of booze
A little bit of me and a little bit of you
A little bit country, a little bit of blues
A slice of heaven and a little piece of you...come on
Alcohaulin' ass pour another drink in my glass
A little bit thirsty, a little bit used
A little bit of whiskey and a little pinch of chew
A little bit tired and a bad attitude
A little bit of drinkin' and another piece of you
Alcohaulin' ass pour another drink in my glass
Alcohaulin' ass
You drove me to it so there was nothing i could do
You pushed me down split me right in two
Now i found the long hard road carried the weight of you
Boy oh boy god damn only one thing left to do
Alcohaulin' ass pour another drink in my glass
MAY THE SUN RISE IN FRONT OF ME
MAY THE RAIN FALL BEHIND ME AND THE WIND FOLLOW ME
MAY THE ANGELS OF MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
WHO HAVE GONE BEFORE ME GUARD MY TRAVELS
FOR THEY KNOW THE PERILS OF THE ROAD AHEAD OF ME
KEEP ME SAFE THROUGH THE ROUGH CITY STREETS ON MY WAY TO THE LAND OF SWIRLING TURNS AND ROLLING HILLS
LET THE COLORS OF FALL KEEP ME WARM
LET THE EAGLE GUIDE ME TO THE MOUNTAINTOPS
LET THE MOONS LIGHT GUIDE ME THROUGH THE NIGHT
MAY MY TIRES NOT FAIL ME NOR MY ENGINE GROW OLD
MAY MY BIKE DRAW LIFE FROM THE STREAMS I PASS
KEEP MY SEAT SOFT AND MY MIND SHARP
LET THE AIR OF SPRING BREATHE LIFE INTO MY SOUL
TO JOURNEY TO ANOTHER ADVENTURE
BESIDES MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
Behind every asshole is a bitch that made him that way!
The Bikers Creed
I ride because it is fun. I ride because I enjoy the freedom I feel from being exposed to the elements, and the vulnerability to the danger that is intrinsic to riding.
I do not ride because it is fashionable to do so.
I ride my machine, not wear it. My machine is not a symbol of status. It exists simply for me, and me alone.
My machine is not a toy. It is an extension of my being, and I will treat it accordingly, with the same respect as I have for myself.
I strive to understand the inner-workings of my machine, from the most basic to the most complex. I learn everything I can about my machine, so that I am reliant upon no one but myself for its health and well-being.
I strive to constantly better my skill of control over my machine. I will learn it's limits, and use my skill to become one with my machine so that we may keep each other alive. I am the master, it is the servant. Working together in harmony, we will become an invincible team.
I do not fear death. I will, however, do all possible to avoid death prematurely. Fear is the enemy, not death. Fear on the highway leads to death, therefore I will not let fear be my master. I will master it.
My machines will outlive me. Therefore, they are my legacy. I will care for them for future bikers to cherish as I have cherished them, whoever they may be.
I do not ride to gain attention, respect, or fear from those that do NOT ride, nor do I wish to intimidate or annoy them. For those that do not know me, all I wish from them is to ignore me. For those that desire to know me, I will share with them the truth of myself, so that they might understand me and not fear others like me.
I will never be the aggressor on the highway. However, should others fuck with me, their aggression will be dealt with in as severe manner as I can cast upon them.
I will show respect to other bikers more experienced or knowledgeable than I am. I will learn from them all I can. However, if my respect is not acknowledged or appreciated, it will end.
I will not show disrespect to other bikers less experienced or knowledgeable than I am. I will teach them what I can. However, if they show me disrespect, they will be bitch-slapped.
It will be my task to mentor new riders, that so desire, into the lifestyle of the biker, so that the breed shall continue. I shall instruct them, as I have been instructed by those before me. I shall preserve and honor traditions of bikers before me, and I will pass them on unaltered.
I will not judge other bikers on their choice of machine, their appearance, or their profession. I will judge them only on their conduct as bikers. I am proud of my accomplishments as a biker, though I will not flaunt them to others. If they ask, I will share them.
I will stand ready to help any other bikers that truly needs my help. I will never ask another biker to do for me what I can do for myself. I am not a part-time biker. I am a biker when, and where-ever I go. I am proud to be a biker, and hide my chosen lifestyle from no one. I ride because I love freedom, independence, and the movement of the ground beneath me. But most of all, I ride to better understand myself, my machine, the lands in which I ride, and to seek out and know other bikers like myself.
There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore and who always will. So don't worry about the people in your past, there is a reason they did not make to your future!
My tattoos will make you bite your lip and make you want to do dirty things!
Trust can take years to build but just seconds to shatter!
"Roca de los duendes!"
You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over analyzing a situation, trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on!
Someday some one will come into my life and I'll realize why it never worked with any one else!
(ring ring)
Customer Service! How may I suggest you go fuck yourself?
The shit you hear about me might be true! Or, it might be as fake as the bitch who told you!
Sarcasm is just one more free service offered by your friendly neighborhood Troll!
I don't regret the things I do! I regret the things I did not do when I had the chance!
I've learned that all the people that you care about are taken from you way too soon and all the less important ones never go away. And the ones who are a real pain in the ass are permanent!
Don't chase them, replace them!
Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason.. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you can't get them back. So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you. |
Ideal:
Is there such a thing? I just want to meet some one who isn't a flake and has a few morals. And someone who isn't afraid to post there picture.
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Activities:
Riding on my Road King, reading, movies, working around the homefront.
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Interests:
Music, Bikes, NASCAR, NHRA, NFL
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Favorite Music:
Damn near anything. I am not kidding, I'll listen to anything at least once.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Futurama, South Park, Two and a Half Men, History Channel, Discovery Channel.
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Favorite Movies:
Scarface, Cheech & Chong, Fast Times, Saving Private Ryan, When Harry Met Sally (don't laff), Titan A.E., too many to list.
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Favorite Books:
Stephen King, Tolkien, Tom Clancy, Clive Cussler, Frank Herbert, Asimov, music biographies, Sonny Barger..........
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Favorite Quotes:
Just because some one does not love you the way you want to be loved, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
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About Me:
I grew up riding on motorcycles and riding with bikers. Not these people who call their selves "bikers" today just because they can afford to spend a lot of money. I learned to ride with the guys who worked on their own shit, because they were the ones who built it. I rode with the guys who rode with a club they called family. When you knew that no matter what they were in your corner. That they treated everyone, especially their lady, with respect. They did not have to ride in the front of the pack for respect, they earned it. They could not care less about getting their picture took because the people they cared about already knew and respected them. They worked to help those less fortunate because they cared, not to become accepted in the biking community. Bikers like this are in short supply today, so when you find one, become his friend. Learn from him. Because soon, they will be all gone and all that will be left are the RUBS.
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