Tequila and Salt This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEON E thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6.. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don 't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10 When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11 Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So......... If you are a loving friend,send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you.. If you get it back, then they really do love you. And always remember.... when life hands you Lemons, ask for Tequila and Salt and call me over! Good friends are like stars........ You don't always see them, But you know they are always there. 'When ever One Door Closes Another Always Opens, Even Though Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway' I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here than a whole truck load when I'm gone. Forward to all your friends. And don't tell me you're too busy for this.. Don't you know the phrase 'stop and smell the flowers'? See how many 'bouquets' you end up with
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain Why the early bird gets the worm Life isn't always fair Maybe it was my fault Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies: Don't spend more than you can earn And reliable strategies: Adults, not children, are in charge His health began to deteriorate when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Tylenol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when it became punishable for you to defend yourself from a burglar in your own home but the burglar could sue you for assault. He began to lose ground rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year- old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his Daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
Friends VS. Biker Friends
Friends: Never ask for food Biker Friends: Are the reason you have no food.
Friends: Will say "hello" Biker Friends: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. Biker Friends: Call your parents mom and dad.
Friends: Have never seen you cry. Biker Friends: Cry with you.
Friends: Will eat at your dinner table and leave Biker Friends: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together
Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Biker Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
Friends: know a few things about you. Biker Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
Friends: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. Biker Friends: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.
Friends: Would knock on your door. Biker Friends: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
Friends: Are for a while. Biker Friends: Are for life.
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