Introduction: Twas the ride before Christmas, And not until Spring, Would an engine be running, not even a Wing. The bikes are all sleeping, They're covered and warm Batteries are tended, nylon covers their form. My Bros were all nestled snug in their beds, While visions of new chrome danced in their heads. And I in my doo-rag, bike jacket and boots, Out shoveling snow, and dreaming of scoots. Then from the horizon there came such a clatter, My shovel I dropped, what could be the matter? Away up the hill, I slogged through the snow, Looked up at the sky; where'd all that noise go? A throb from the heavens like straight pipes so hearty, Gave Summers' good thoughts, a loud bikers' party. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a neat '02 Retro, Red trailer in rear. With a little old rider, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. More rapid than Crotchies his Retro came on, And he whistled, and shouted, and sang out this song; Now, Harley! Now, Big Dog! On Honda and Beamer! Now Vulcan! Now Injun! On Vict'ry and Trumpet! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! Now RIDE away! RIDE away! RIDE away all!" As small bikes that from the semis do fly, When they meet with the air blast, mount to the sky. So up to the house-top that Ol' X it flew, With a trailer of goodies, and ole' St. Nick too. And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof, The rumble and thunder of pipes that gave proof. I ran to the house, boots thumping around, And in came St. Nick all bearded and round. Dressed all in black leather, from do-rag to boot, His chaps were all tarnished with road grime and soot. A T-bag of goodies he'd flung on his back, And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack. His shades -- how they twinkled! his do-rag how scary! With chains intertwined, through skulls that were cherry! His droll little mouth had done many a row, So the beard of his chin was as white as the snow. The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, The smoke had a strange smell; it gave him relief! He had a broad face and a large fat beer belly, That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly. He was tattooed and plump, a right jolly old rider, So I offered a cold Bud, thought what could be righter? A wink of his eye as he downed that cold beer, Gave me to know I had nothing to fear. He spoke not a word, but went straight to my ride, And fixed it with Chrome, Horsepower and Pride! And giving the peace sign with bikers' good cheer, Took off for his Retro which was rumbling quite near. He sprang on the saddle, his gloves on the bars, A wheeley he threw then off towards the stars! I heard him exclaim, as my chest swelled with pride... "Merry Christmas To All, And To All A Good Ride!"
I'm independent with a out-going personality. I'm a curvy blonde with pretty hazel eyes & smile. That's how I got my nickname "Prtyeyes". I have 7 tattoos, belly & ears pierced and wear lots of yellow gold. I consider myself a classy/sexy lady rider and love being the Bitch on the back however my version of a Bitch is....... Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons!! I currently work as a Telephone Sales Representative on the behalf of Verizon. I've been told that my pictures don't do much for me and that I'm more beautiful in person. Anything else you want to know just contact me and I'll do my best to answer you.
Sexual Fantasy Of Mine (dream to visit Arizona 1 day)
Arizona Dessert can be a dry, hot, lonely place. I finally have a Sunday off from work and thought I would take a drive to no particular destination. It ’s a hot day, so I put on my halter top and shorts with my sandals. I have a couple of bottles of water and off I go on another adventure. I heard of a “Biker Bar” about 15 miles outside of town. Maybe I will stop by that bar for a beer later and check it out.I’m about 5 miles out of town when I hear a loud sound, I slow down along the side of the desolate freeway and see that I have a flat tire. I have no cell phone, no spare, but I have a beautiful sunny day! I figure I will get a great tan today. I open the back hatch of my car and pull out my blanket and, because there wasn’t a car in sight or any civilization around, I took my clothes off and started sun bathing. Pouring the oil all over my body, rubbing my inner thighs and breasts, I could feel the warm sun like waves of hot kisses surrounding my body. I couldn’t see or hear anything but my breathing. I grab the bottle of oil and pour some all over my belly and my pussy. I start to feel the oil warming my body and begin to feel my pussy juices increasing with every stroke of my fingers. I was so into myself, I didn’t notice if any vehicles were driving by me. Suddenly, I hear a loud rumble of a motor, idling behind me. I lift up my head, and see the silhouette of a man by a motorcycle. I couldn’t see very well, because the sun was beating directly into my eyes. I completely forgot that I was naked and I sit up, shadowing my face with my hand and yes, it’s a semi tall, muscular biker standing in front of me. He slowly bends down and looks me in the eye and asks,”Are you ok? Do you need help changing your tire?” I had forgotten all about the tire. “Yes” I answered, “I do need help, I don’t have a spare.” He looked over at his Harley and said, “I can give you a ride to town if you like, but you need to get some clothes on.” I then realized, I was still naked. Immediately I put my clothes on and locked up my car and walked with him to his motorcycle. He had a very handsome face with a mustache/goatee, deep brown eyes, and shiny long blackish/brown hair, rich golden tan, tattoos on his arms and a great looking ass in those black leather pants. I climb on the bike and sit behind him, his arms are strong, his hands firm, and his Obsession cologne smelled so good!! I couldn’t help but feel my hard nipples pressing against his back as we rode down the highway. My arms wrapped around his waist and my pussy was trembling with the vibration of the bike. I could feel myself getting wet and excited. I reach down with my hand between his legs and feel his cock bulging in his black leather pants. He has a huge package and I could feel it throbbing as my fingers gently stroked his cock. The wind blowing in my face, the sun baking my arms and back, my hands exploring his body, gripping his cock and balls firmly. He drives off the main highway to a small country road. As we come to a stop, he turns around and picks me up and places me on his lap. He unzips his pants and unleashes his throbbing cock. I take off my shorts and hang them on the handle bar and he slowly sits me on his cock facing him. His cock penetrates my pussy, his hands grabbing my ass and pushing himself deeper inside me. I could feel myself getting completely and totally aroused by this stranger. His kisses on my neck as he fucked me in the open air on his bike was exhilarating. His cock is thick and I feel it ready to explode. He picks me up and lays his pulsating cock on my belly and shoots his load all over my breasts and stomach. We cleaned up and headed into town to get my tire. That was the most interesting flat tire adventure in my life. Make the best of those hot days when you’re all alone on a desolate road. You never know what could happen!!!!
Turn ons:
Teddy Bear Bikers (medium build) with an open mind. Good smelling cologne, muscular, beard/mustaches, ink, and a man who knows how to satisfy a lady sexually.
Turn offs:
Skinny bikers, clean shaven, couch potato, any piercing beside ears/nipples, alcoholics, drug users, controlling/abusive men and last, game players!!!!
Ideal:
I like the Teddy Bear type, beard/mustaches, sex addict (like me) tats and a man who can sexually handle a 100% NYMPHO!!!
Activities: Riding on the back of a Harley, maintaining house plants/flower beds, playing pool, darts, playing putt putt golf & sex.
Interests: Harley's and sex
Favorite Music:
Classic Rock, Country and some R&B
Favorite TV Shows: Not a TV watcher
Favorite Movies: To many to mention but my favorite actress is Julia Roberts
Favorite Books: anything to do with Harley's and like reading the stories in Playboy, Hustler etc.
Favorite Quotes: What Comes Around Goes Around!!!
About Me: Independent, classy, outgoing, trust worthy and sexy. I have a heart of gold but if you fuck me over once you won't get the chance to do it twice!!!
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