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New Ellenton, SC |
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Friends, riding partners
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Introduction:
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died
and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've
been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
Out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to
God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a
road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but
aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited
for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read
it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours."
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Turn ons:
women..... Harleys, Women and Harleys..... |
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Activities:
LIcking a lot
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Interests:
Lady's that love to receive oral, a lot.
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Favorite Music:
Country
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Favorite TV Shows:
Biker build off
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Favorite Movies:
Ones with you and me in them...
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Favorite Books:
Easy Rider
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Favorite Quotes:
OLD BIKERS NEVER DIE THEY JUST SMELL THAT WAY.
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About Me:
I am a biker and always have been and always will be. My Harley comes first.. Now i do love women, I love giving them oral more than anything... and leave them with a smile. Have been told I am the best, but you be the judge of that. Besides it will give me a place to go riding.
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