Introduction:
Harley Davidson and God......
The inventor of Harley Davidson, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you have been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a momemt and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took him to the throne room and introduced him to God.
God recognized him and commented, "Okay, so you are the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle!"
Arthur replied, "Yeah, that's me.."
God commented, "Well, what is the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and cannot run without a road?"
Arthur was embarassed by this, thought about it for a moment but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of a woman?"
God said..."Ah,...yes."
"Well," said Arthur,
"Professional to professional, you have some MAJOR design flaws in your invention:
1.. There is too much inconsistency in the front end
protrusion;
2.. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3.. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too
much;
4.. The intake is placed WAY too close to the exhaust;
5.. AND the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"
"Hmmm, you have some valid points there." replied God
With that God went to his computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer spit out a piece of paper.....God read it, and replied
"Well, Arthur, it may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
NO LIFE WITHOUT A BIKE...a...HARLEY DAVIDSON....xoxo...amkcrazylady |
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