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Spicy McHaggis  "it's the 18 y.o. with the rifle that is the hero. I am just the support."

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Sex: Male
Location: Near Philly, PA
Country: United States
Last Online: Today
               
Age: 38
Ride: Yes
Own a bike: Yes
Status: Single
Looking for: Friends, riding partners
Drink: Drink Socially
Introduction:
Why we're here....

Hello everyone....

Most of you have seen or heard me complaining about this god foresaken base here in the arm pit of the world. Really, I believe most of my complaints have been pretty valid. But, something happened to us last night, that put everything we do here into perspective.


While relaxing after the first launch of the evening, we had to go over to the operations tent to check some video from one of the pilots gun camera to help us troubleshot a problem he claimed to have(turns out he didn't have a problem, but just thought he did). Anyways.... While there an Army guy came in. he had that roughed up look that we have become used to from them over here. They call it the 1000 yard stare or something. He said he came by on behalf of one of his comrades. He then pulled out a bunch of pictures of dead bad guys. Some of the worst stuff I had ever seen. Horror movie stuff. He explained that these guys were the victums of the A-10's famous 30mm Cannon. He then went on to tell us the story behind those pics.


It seems that while in a fight, his buddy got his legs shot up real bad. After this happened, he began to pass out. Before being over run and either killed or made a prisoner(worse then death), he went unconscience. The last thing he remembers is the roar of the warthawgs cannon and the sound of bullets hitting near him.


It seems someone called in an air strike. That army guy was here on behalf of his buddy to thank us for saving his life and the life of the others in his unit that night.


We don't know which night it was or what plane or pilot was flying that particuler mission. We also don't know if that "red-ball" I fixed or which gun that the weapons guy loaded actually had a hand in those events. But, we know that everytime we get a bird up in the air on time and mission ready, we may be saving someones ass on the ground.


That's why we are here! Forget the politics and all that. We are here because our bothers in the Army and Marines are out there getting shot at everyday. We owe it to them to be there to watch over them. My friend Cathy and here sisters husbends will both be heading here very soon. I hope they know that even if my unit and I have rotated out, there will be another Worthawg up there looking out for them.


Thanks for reading.....


Spicy Spicy he's my man
If he can't do it no one can.
He so sweet, not one bit sour
He's my hero, the man of the hour.
So when you see him out in the field,
Shake his hand because he's the REAL DEAL!

a poem by Jillian


Spicy McHaggis is such a hunk
If he were lonely
I'd sleep in his bunk.

He's an AF man, a hero to me
He can paddle my butt and bend
me over his knee.

- another poem by Jillian





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Don't forget to charge your glasses and say a toast to Mollie Mc on Monday...

Happy McDay!!!!!!
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Things I have learned in IRAQ

1. Pilots are not real smart sometimes.
2. If a wrong thing is done long enough. It becomes right.
3. Incoming fire has the right of way.
4. If there is a simple way to fix a jet, Ken will still find the must difficult.
5. The urgency of the need to pee is (1) directly proportional to the temperature and (2) inversely proportional the distance from a porto potty you are.
6. My migraines aren't caused by stress. It can only be JP.
7. You can land a plane anywhere, ONCE.
8. Fools consistently pass up excellent opportunities to shut up. (Ken again)
9. Stupid people never make the same mistakes twice. They make it three, four, five and six times. (sorry Ken)
10. the First myth of management is that it exists. (you know who you are)
11.You're never lost if you don't care where you are.
12. Combat does not make men of boys.
13. Combat flying is not dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous.
14. It's bad luck to be superstitious.
15. Combat flying is not dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous.
16. There is a such thing a steak and Lobster that sucks. (Thanks for nothing KBR)
17. Curious looking objects attract fire. Never stand behind one.
18. Keep it simple, The problem is rocket science every time.
19. Luck is an acceptable substitute for competence. (ken)
20. Curious looking objects attract fire. Never stand behind one.
Most IMPORTANTLY,
A dry heat is still Fucking hot when it's 120 degrees.


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