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In a relationship
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Friends, riding partners
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Introduction:
FIRST OFF.... I'M 100% STRAIGHT!!!! Locals only please. I'm not going to meet anyone outside of my state, especially 100's to 1,000's miles away... If you request me, at least have the decency to write me first....dont' bother requesting me if you're not going to keep in touch. I'm not on here for a "popularity" contest. Having several hundred "so-called" friends is not my idea of a friend...... . If I do add you, and you don't write or comment, I'll delete you as fast as I accepted you.... so... here goes....Hey all... My friends call me JD.....here to meet cool people.. not necessarily to meet in person.. just to have a good time on here..Not interested in married men or men in relationships... ladies...I'm not interested in your man, so, with that said, if I happen to post a wall post it doesn't mean anything....If I do meet you in person, I'm not looking to get laid, I don't need the internet to do that, so don't bother wasting my time or yours....Also, I have a great sense of humor, love to laugh and make others laugh. That's the best medicine in the world and a guy who can keep me laughing, to me.. that's fucking sexy.....
I'm always lookin for that open seat, just for a ride and nothing more is all I ask..
NOW.. HERE'S THE TOP TEN THINGS TO "NEVER" SAY TO A TALL WOMAN.. AND YES.. I'M A TALL BITCH.. 5'10..
10. "You must be a model!" (This line shows that you're not trying very hard, even if you clarify up front that you're only asking because she's really rilly pretty.)
9. "You can't be 5' 10". I'm 5'10"!" (It's one thing to lie about your height while you're sitting down or on an Internet profile. When you say this to someone who has to lean down to hear it, you're busted.)
8. "Is it hard for you to meet people taller than you?" (If she has to explain the bell curve to you, you might not be an intellectual match.)
7. "Now there's a tree I'd like to climb." (Yummeh.)
6. "How do you kiss?" ( Or the skin-crawling subset: "Wow, I feel like I'm the girl!" You do realize that kissing doesn't require her to use her legs, right?)
Read the top five things you shouldn't say (after the jump).
5. "I could eat my way to the top." (Stop. Just stop.)
4. "How tall are you, anyway?" (Think about it: Whatever she answers won't make much difference, except that you'll look sorta insecure for having asked. Use some deductive reasoning and you should be able to guess within an inch or two.)
3. "How do you wear heels?" (Like everyone else: one foot at a time. She looks even better when she does it, shortstack.)
2. "It won't matter much when we're lying down." (Only a fool would invite commentary on the inches that do make a difference during horizontal integration.)
1. "Do you play basketball?" (People don't ask "Do you play professional baseball?" just because you're paunchy and chew tobacco. Pay it forward by giving tall women the same courtesy.)
Myspace layouts and codes
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Turn ons:
Real People, awesome sense of humor. Knows how to have a good time and be serious when needed |
Turn offs:
Posers, Cheats, Liars, people who talk about expecting respect, but disrespect you.....people who can't be honest when you ask them a question... I HATE FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Ideal:
Who cares.. won't meet him on the internet. | |
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Activities:
Bowling, pool, I'm not good at either, but still fun to play. Dancing. Hangin with good friends
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Interests:
Great Adventure. Love the rollercoasters, but, a couple I WILL NOT GO ON!!!! LOL...Love the beach, whether it's during the day or at night.........
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Favorite Music:
Rock - Metallica, Black Label Society, Motley Crue, Disturbed, Slip Knot, Murder Dolls, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Deep Purple, Rush, Lynyrd Skynrd, Molly Hatchett, Alman Brothers, ZZ Top, Outlaws, Chevelle, just to name a few
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Favorite TV Shows:
I'm not a big TV Watcher, so, whatever catches my eye when skimming through
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Favorite Movies:
Comedies - Good Fellas, (yes.. that's a comedy), anything with Adam Sandler, Jim Carey, Beer Fest, Animal House, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Breakfast Club, Overboard, just to name a few
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Favorite Books:
Read???? Mostly true life murder... hehe
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Favorite Quotes:
Don't tell me to trust you, I hate a fucking liar
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About Me:
I'm 44, divorced 2 1/2 years. I was married for 20 years to a nasty man. I'm an upbeat person, love to laugh, I laugh at my own jokes.. (I think they're funny ;-) ), I dont' get out that much, I have a crazy work schedule. I love my friends and I'm there for them when they need me. I have 3 beautiful kids. My oldest son is 20, my daughter's 17 and my youngest son is 13. My kids are everything to me.
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