bummed out biker is just doing my thing

.Scorpio Zodiac Sign
October 23 - November 21
Element: Water
Quality: Fixed
Ruling Planet: Pluto
Symbol: Scorpion
Keywords: Intense, Focused, Penetrating, Secretive, Possessive

The Scorpio person has a tendency to be possessive and secretive. This person is an expert at getting others to reveal their secrets, although he or she rarely opens up to anyone. Scorpios devote 100% of their energy to everything they do and rarely give up. The Scorpio person is critical and demanding towards loved ones and expects complete loyalty and devotion from a partner. A lot of energy is focused on the pursuit of sex and power. The Scorpio individual needs a partner who is as passionate and willful as he or she is and finds it difficult to respect a person who is weak-willed or passive. What's up ya'll. My name is Terry, what I like to do is, get on the bike and ride. I have been as far west as Arkansas then rode to Joplin, Missouri then to Wichita, Kansas. If you have never done any thing like that, you owe it to yourself. If you send me a request to be your friend please take time to talk to me every now and then so I want have to take you off my profile ok. Right now I'm looking for some (fender fluffs)AKA hot women who like to ride. No strings, just a ride, and we will see how it goes from there. Well thats about it for now. So ya'll ride safe look for me at the meet and greets at Soft Tails in Greensboro, NC. Chances are you will see me there. Or just about any where. Hell who knows where I might be half the time I don't even know where I am lol. Later ya'll
FRIENDLYSENSATIONS.COM 1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.


AND.. the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up