Introduction: No, I am not naked in that pic... I have a hat on, lmaoooo
There are more drama queens on here who call themselves bikers than I have ever seen in my fuckin life. Get over your pissy life and go drama somewhere else. Fuckin losers.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window.
Good, I now realize I am not the only guy who revs his bike going under a bridge,lol.
Ok, Look... Now, I realize, some of you may be nervous about writing me. Think of it as a public speaking gig. To get over your nervousness, imagine me naked. Then write. I give you permission,lol.
I am Don, I am 47, divorced, daughter in college in Mississippi. I am retired Navy, 24 years, just call me Chief,lol, patriotic and 6'4". I'm not rich, I never will be. I am not here to rescue you from a shitty situation. I do ok, I enjoy life, and thats good with me. I like cooking, riding my Harley, learning, reading and trying to expand my horizons. I like women who have their act together, take care of themselves, and are honest. I love the Colts, concerts at Verizon, good chili dogs, my favorite chef, Chef Boy R Dee ravioli cold out of the can, lol. Gordon Ramsey is the bomb. I love Hell’s Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares. I like laughing, good jokes, people watching, snuggling, and big comfy beds. And I always try and smell good,lolol. I do like to try new things, but if the odds are 50/50 I could die, I will watch you, but I won't try it, lol. I dislike drama, although I admit I am sure I have my own. I don't smoke, I do enjoy an adult beverage, but with moderation. No drugs unless you count an 800 mg Motrin, the Navy's drug of choice, lol. And I don't own a car, I own a truck. But that wasn't the question, was it? I am a cancer survivor, I have great scars and some other stuff. If you're lucky, you get to see,lolol. I'm well traveled. I have lived in Missouri, South Carolina, Georgia, Connecticut, Mississippi and finally Indiana. I have also been in over 50 countries. My favorite area's are the Virgin Islands and the southern coast of France, Spain and Greece. Now I live in Indianapolis, and I love it here. A small big town. We have the Colts, Car races, great people. no helmets and hot women. And I just want one,lol. I have this great seat on the back to put her on, or room in the garage to park her bike. Life is short, enjoy it, have fun and embrace it.
I don't date professional drinkers. If one or two drinks means one or two gallons, I am not the guy for you. P.S. I am not a big email fan. I have a phone, and unlimited talk time. If I feel there could be something worth talking about, I'll let ya call me, lol. Not a big deal to me. Not a stalker, although I did email Pirella Lewis at the TV station once, lol. A good phone conversation can make or break the next step. Capisch?
If A Dog Were Your Teacher !
You would learn stuff like...
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When it's in your best interest, practice obedience. Let others know when they've invaded your territory. Take naps and stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do. On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree. When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout - run right back and make friends. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. And MOST of all... When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
I plan on moving to South Carolina next year. Tired of the cold.
I borrowed this from Big Poppa. No need to add more,lol.
FUCK YOU BON PEOPLE WHO DO THIS!
Fuck You # 1 OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON BIKERORNOT ITS NOT LIKE BIKERORNOT IS YOUR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMB ASS.
Fuck you # 2 Quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" No, it doesn’t you DUMMY!
Fuck you # 3 To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic!!!!!!!!
Fuck you # 4 Don’t ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you are, some idiot is just going to TAG them "ugly" anyway so if you do post them you’re a fucking moron.
Fuck you # 5 NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don’t try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you are still retarded. Lets all say FUCK YOU to the KEYBOARD COMMANDOS OUT THERE!
Fuck you # 6 Quit crying because you are not on someone’s Top 12. Who cares?!? If you really cared that much, you would go hang out with #3 you Fucking baby!!!!!
Fuck you # 7 Who really cares if I don’t accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don’t send me another request or message asking "What’s up with you not adding me?" I don’t want you as a friend, that’s what’s up, Asshole....
Fuck you # 8 Grown adults that act like 6th, 7th, 8th graders who are on BON and look like sluts, and act like whores; Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here and men Quit blaming BON for your girlfriend being a WHORE , she was a whore before BON, and she will be a whore without it! What does that say about your relationship skills? Think about it ya FUCKTARD!
Fuck you # 9 If you have decided to read this, you are probably a friend of someone I know and understand that PAPPA DONT GIVE A FUCK about the drama and bullshit that the world of BON life brings so if your any of htese top 15, EAT A DICK!
Fuck you # 10 If you open a bulletin and it says something like repost this in 100 times or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb and join the other dumb asses in the game of PLAYING IN TRAFFIC you FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!
Fuck you # 11 BON was created to make new friends and to find out where everyone is riding to, NOT to have a EX stalk where your going, YOU BROKE UP MOVE THE FUCK ON STALKER!!
Fuck you #12 DRUNK DRAMA @ Meet & Greets,,, LMFAO YOU Fucktards know who you are! If you cant handle your liquor and all you wanna do is cry, STAY THE FUCK HOME! I will say it best.... GO get a box of Kleenex and come back and have a seat so we can have a PAPPA CHIT CHAT!
Fuck you #13 Im not DR.Phil! For fucks sake I dont wanna hear about how you want advise, and then im the dick head MFer because I told you the truth! Eat a dick, dont fucking ask if YOU cant handle the truth!!
Fuck you #14 My favorite toast::: Heres to you, heres to me, for friends we will always be, if we ever disagree FUCK YOU HERES TO ME!
Fuck you #15 Well the FUCKTARDS strike again! A fuckn marriage proposal on BON in the headline! LMFAO Whats next, let me guess your going to Mexico to get married and have TATTOO yell out THE PLANE, THE PLANE and your going to ride up on DONKEYS and live happily ever after! Are you fucking kidding me, may god help your souls!
PS....If you wanna repost this on your page I dont give a fuck because maybe, just maybe we can get through to some of the idiots and FUCKTARDS on here! Now, exactly what does "complicated" mean on relationship status? Does this mean you can fuck, just don't get caught?
Turn ons:
Women who ride their own bikes....A sense of humor, good biscuits and gravy with hash browns after snuggling in on a Sunday.....
Turn offs:
Drivers who don't look, Fake people, Liars,Jealousy
There some lame asss fuckin people on here.....losers!!!!!!!!
Ideal:
I will know when I find her, but in a nutshell....
"I want a woman I can respect, yet still throw her down on the couch and pound her like a cheap steak."
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