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Introduction:
Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Back woods paradise
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
I left here one Thursday afternoon to go up north a ways (usually 3+ hours) to help a friend with some work, and play around a bit in the national forest across the road. We got a good day's work in on Friday, and some more on Saturday doing the fences. That afternoon we headed off across the street into the national forest to harvest some firewood, and while falling and bucking one particular tree I managed to find a roadblock of sorts~ a WASP NEST! The first one stung me, and that made me the primary target from there on in. For those that don't know, wasps leave a hormone scent trail when they sting you~ a sort of olfactory bullseye. That's why they say when you get stung to LEAVE THE AREA. Don got stung 3 times, while I took a nasty 13 hits! OUCH. Wait- it gets even better! If only there would have been a camcorder, we would most certainly have had America's funniest home video. Picture this, and try not to laugh- I DARE YOU! While Don's running down the road waving his RUNNING chainsaw at the wasps trying to shoo them with the smoke he SAYS(although it looked more in self defense), I was knocking them off me and shooing them at the same time- looking more like an epileptic seizure than anything else! I couldn't see how many were on/around me, But Don had a cluster of 2-300 flying around, and 3-4 dozen on his body! His saving grace~ he had a sweatshirt and two t-shirts on. Me? I was fortunate enough to notice them first, and took off in my seizure-like run.... I think Don was a bit surprised at how hard I was laughing at the whole charade. I was so winded from running and laughing at the same time, that I couldn't even catch my breath! Or maybe it was a rush from the stinger poison~ I guess we'll never know.... By the way, FYI~ the little suckers BITE TOO! They bite in to hold on and- if they get the chance- sting you more than once!
Open Road
Looking for Friends; Dating; Long-term/Serious relationship; Marriage; Pen pal; Activity partner
Horoscope Sign~ Virgo (on a Libra cusp~ for those who know)
Height~ 5' 9"
Have children~ Yes, I have adult/grown children
Hair~ Blonde
Eyes~ Blue
Smoking~ Don't smoke
Education~ Never ending!
Occupation~ Self Employed
~About You~
We are proportionate and firm in stature- capable of everything from mountain hiking and biking to filling out that sexy black dress and suit in lip-smacking fashion. Our children if any are grown or nearly grown, and wish no more. We are comfortable in the 21st century, yet still embrace old school morals & ethics. We are drug and disease free, and either don't smoke or are trying to quit. Living in the country- with it's clean air and quiet evenings- is a dream we envision for our future. We love cooking, gardening, biking, hiking, fishing, playing pool/darts/golf/etc., together, and cherish every moment we have together. We practice synergy- as we know that combined we are far stronger than merely the sum of our numbers. We are growing towards eternity together.
The beginning....
~About me~
Well, the kids are grown -n- gone now, so my free time has become MY time! I redefine the term "Hopeless Romantic", and am in fact a hopeFULL romantic! Very eclectic in tastes, from camping to B&B's, can dress to the nines- or the ones, fine dining to home cooking (and I'm told I do that very well!)- the list goes on! I'm not a big fan of profanity, or promiscuity, so if you don't know how to talk using multi-syllable words, or think that monogamy's a type of wood- then please save us both the time and please keep looking! I've got all my fingers-n-toes, no disabilities, a full head of very blond hair, and can chat it up with the best! So if you're in the market for a man who will treat you like the lady you are, spoil you rotten, and expect only the same in return- then you just might be.... MY LAST FIRST DATE.
I can take a joke- so you can start whistling the "Green Acres" theme any time now....
I am transitioning into my next (and probably last) career~ that of starting an organic farm and mail order nursery. So I'd give thanks on bended knee for someone who can embrace that lifestyle- no matter what your *day job* may be. Who knows? Maybe I'll be doubly thankful for one who's willing to get down -n- dirty with me... take that any way you wish.
Hey~ a guy can dream, can't he?
Joe Farmer working hard to clear his fields and sow his seeds...
God bless~ and...
KEEP SMILING!
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Interests:
DID YOU KNOW....?
1. The number one self-induced auto fatality is no longer alcohol~ but the mighty cell phone?
2. Over 2000 unspent WWII armaments- grenades, mortar & big gun shells, etc- are discovered & destroyed every MONTH in France?
3. Every single modification to the Social Security System that's pinched the American taxpayers' wallets was at the hands of a Democratic Oval Office?
4. I make a guacamole that is literally world famous?
5. What you can buy with money?~
A bed, but not sleep.
Knowledge, but not wisdom.
Jewels, but not beauty.
A house, but not a home.
Medicine, but not eternal life.
Possessions, but not commitment.
Amusement, but not happiness.
Pleasure, but not love.
Religion, but not salvation.
Romans 3:24
6. My version of a women's liberation icon is Jackie Mitchell?
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Favorite Music:
Mood, circumstance, and company rule here! Aaron Tippin to ZZ Top, Bach to Tchaikovsky, Billie Holiday to Linkin Park, classic to classic rock~ pretty much anything but rap and opera!
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Favorite TV Shows:
Love the whodunnits! CSI, etc. Simpsons as well as House just crack me up! But ultimately I'm a sucker for Discovery, History, The Learning Channel, etc...
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Favorite Movies:
Adventures, Romance, Sci-Fi are the best...
Not into horror flicks- there's enough violence in the world without giving people more ideas! Fact-based movies are the bomb~ Gone With The Wind's the king of DUDS
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Favorite Books:
Not much fiction~ but Sue Grafton's alphabet series is pretty good. Grisham and Chrichton are good~ but so damn thick I just wait for the movie to come out.
Most of my library consists of reference, cookbooks, and a very extensive collection of automotive and motorcycle books and manuals
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Favorite Quotes:
"Don't laugh at him~ it only makes him WORSE!!" Mom~ RIP....
"Age is a number on your license; youth is a state of mind, heart, and spirit!"~ me.
"Nothing's good, nor bad, except what thinking makes it so."~ William Shakespeare
"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich."~ Louis Sabin.
"The spoken word is irretreivable."~ Benjamin Franklin
"For some people, this world aint never gonna be right"~ Doc Holiday~ RIP, my brother....
"From the day you're born, til your ride in the hearse; there's nothing so bad~ that it couldn't be worse."~ Dr. Donald D. Rose
"Don't bother remembering anything you can look up."~ Albert Einstein
"Deny those whom deny your passions."~ me.
"I'm a good boy; but when I'm not good~ I'm GREAT!"~ me.
On a girl's bumper sticker~ "I've been hot all my life- only now it comes in flashes!"
"Life may not be the party we hoped for... but while we are here we might as well dance!" Unknown
"Relationships are not cars~ it is wrong to test-drive a new one, if you're not done with the old one yet" ~ me
"Choose wisely your colors~ for you are the artist of our own destiny"~ me
"I had a life~ but my work ate it."~ unknown
"Seek first to understand~ then to be understood" Dr. Stephen R. Covey
"The greatest of the 5 W's is *WHY*~ for it is the one that teaches the consequences of choices"~ me.
"Don't stick your tongue out~ unless you're going to USE IT!" RIP, Mom~
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