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aNoMaLy deeply thanks all veterans from the bottom of my heart. Our freedom is due to you totally.

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Sex: Male
Location: Houston, TX
Country: United States
Last Online: This Week
Interested in: Females
               
Age: 56
Ride: Yes
Own a bike: Yes
Status: Divorced
Looking for: Friends, relationships, riding partners
Religion: yes and no
Drink: Drink Socially
Introduction:
I'm a simple man. I have a small brain which i realize has a vortex in the pleasure center that lights up full on with normal mammalian activities: chocolate, music, laughter, making out, making love slowly, oddly enough, doing good stuff for friends and ummmm ok, here it is: RIDING MY BIKE FULL ON IN ANY TYPE OF WEATHER (THE WORSE, THE BETTER), PRESSING THE LIMITS OF GRAVITY AND SANITY TO WHERE WHEN I GET HOME I SIT DOWN AND SAY "WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH ME???"
Does that make sense? /:-0 (yeah, me neither.)

My name is Rychrd. I believe there is a distinct difference between a 'motorcyclist' and a biker.

A motorcyclist just rides.

A BIKER is DRIVEN!

Rych M. DRIVEN: 35 years this year. Encrypted on the dna. Too deep to figure out. I just follow orders. NEVER CRASHED EVER!!!!(knock on wood)

I AM PROUD OF MY KIDS. My oldest son's band has just signed on with Victory records! http://www.myspace.com/wretchednc
Turn ons:
laughter, fire in the eyes, tribal loyalty, patriotism, intelligence, reflective mindset, analytical, love of life
Turn offs:
pity, fear, greed, narcissistic ego, treason, apathy, thieves, APOSTROPHES, liars, outsourced tech support, scabies, road debris, abuse of authority/power, snobs, weenies, gossip, slander, fema, 'soft' people, maggots, fish perfume, long forms to fill out,
Ideal:
willing to go through the tough times
Activities:
any and most things adrenalin/endorphines. that's all the drugs this old boy needs.

Interests:
I used to enjoy hunting big game... until I got caught and BANNED FROM THE ZOO!!!!

!!!IMPORTANT SAFETY ADVICE!!!
PROBLEM: MOST MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENTS OCCUR WITHIN 2 MILES OF HOME.
SOLUTION: DON'T GO HOME!

Favorite Music:
SRV, Hendrix, Rush, LeD !ZZEPPPPELLLIN!, Captain and Tennille, Tull, FMac, Who, WillieN, Floyd and did I mention... RUSH?
Favorite TV Shows:
i would like to see put a bag of burning cat crap on the scene of THE VIEW.
Favorite Movies:
There's this: (copy and paste in browser)
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/175329/suzuki_gsx_r1300_hyabusa/
i love you guys and ladys!
Favorite Books:
'George the Monkey Escapes From the Zoo' the book i used to read to my son Joel every day when i came home from work when he was about 4
Favorite Quotes:
"I gotta get me one of those!" my son Joel after i took him for a ride for the first time in like 13 years 2 days before ike. (and just before he changed his underwear... sorry.. it had to be done)
AND:
"YOU THINK TOO MUCH!" my ex wife on our first date, 1996.
AND:
'if you die alone in your apartment and you have cats, they will eat your face!' Albert Einstein on acid.

AND:
'Love is not a good survival skill' aNoMaLy
About Me:
I live for the times when the only thing in the universe that matters is that next fifty yards in front of me. When it's over, there is clarity in all things.(and this is the one thing you have read here that i am absolutely serious about... no feces)
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 aNoMaLy's Garage
  2002 Honda Rebel
I was hunting for an iron horse in May 08 and this little pony came out of the woods. And I mean that literally. A guy from north of Houston (Woodlands) delivered her right to my doorstep. LilRed is her name. She gets 71mpg!! TAKE THAT, YOU OPECkers! and then one beautiful August day... I SOLD HER!!! WHAT KIND OF FATHER AM I?? Fortunately she when to a good home. rickm
  1985 Honda v45 Sabre 700
ah, my first bike after major back reconstructive surgery. Her name was Schmoopie. And we could dance. 85 V45 Sabre 700, shaft driven, water cooled, put to cafe racer by previous owner, I mounted a volvo headrest on the sissybar for passengers' comfort. I miss you, scmoop. You put life in my years and years to my life.
  1998 Honda Shadow 1100
My Shadow 1100. Nothing about her says 'weekend motorcyclist'.
  1972 Honda Custom Pink Scooter
my 1972 Pink Scooter ruled the road back in the day. Her name was Zelda the Magnificent. 70ccs of raw ungoverned power. She turned every head, took the breath away of every bystander and entire outlaw biker gangs pulled over and hung their heads when I buzzed past them at rallies, including Sturgis. I was getting out of control as the power trip went to my head so I put her in storage, saving her for another terrorist attack wherein i will load as many firearms on her as i can carry and burst th
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