People's Free Republic of Puzikantstandalottadramania, MN
Country:
United States
Last Online:
Yesterday
Interested in:
Females and Males
Age:
33
Ride:
Yes
Own a bike:
Yes
Status:
Looking for:
Friends, riding partners
Religion:
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Drink:
Drink Socially
Introduction: Like Ninja I move invisibly, a stealthy shadow amongst the photos of friends... You've got to be tough if you're gonna be stupid. "I AM the village idiot, and I AM in charge!"
Ahoy and Welcome aboard!
I've been the world over, north, south, east, and west But the middle of nowhere's where I like it best With the hot summer sun and sweat of my brow- I'm as happy a man as the road will allow! Fond of a melody and the singing of the note But a particular fancy for the rhythm of the goat! To all the Celery salt, spices and rum- Where am I going, and where did I come from? Curve after mile, I leave memories and my name; With life to live over, I'd keep this the same
I have no kids, no pets, and no wedding ring. I do have a pair of sunglasses and assless chaps. And a motorcycle. I like to spend my time pillaging and plundering the pavement ever in search of those elusive dreams of corndogs and cotton candy while easily distracted by loud noises, shiny objects, things that move, and lovely's. I like bad jokes, pizza, and rattle-can black paint jobs. I had a near death experience and learned the meaning of life, but I forgot to write it down. I live in Minnesota, so I ride in the rain. That's when my bike gets washed. Doesn't matter if you're a superstar or street sweeper, no one can escape the Grim Reaper. But it sure is fun to run!
I'm here to socialize with an intention of hanging out in real life here and there. Exchange good times and find "where it's at" or "where it will be". Please feel free to invite me, I just might show up. Kindly send me a note, simple friend requests alone won't get my attention as I will just assume I am to be another number amongst your zillion friends. I'm special, dammit! I don't wear this helmet just for a noggin condom. It might take me a short spell before I write back to messages, I have a tendency to be away for days at a time, maybe because I was abducted by aliens or I ran out of gas....again. Thanks.
Thank you for your support and continue to have a Super day. That's right, I said "Super". No one uses that word anymore, it's time for a revival.
Endoftransmission...overandout....**tsht**...
<~~Puzi~~>
Turn ons:
Pirate jokes, laughter, smarts, worldly, kindness, courtesy, manners, ability to talk about more than one's self or sexual prowess, an attention span longer than
Turn offs:
negative energy, Condescending people & attitude, vanity, manipulation, BS & lies, judgemental attitudes, people who lack discipline & self discipline. Some people deserve more than 7 lashes with a sharp witted tongue.
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