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Sex: Female
Location: Chattanooga, TN
Country: United States
Last Online: Today
Interested in: Males
               
Age: 37
Ride: Yes
Own a bike: No
Status: Divorced
Looking for: Friends, riding partners
Religion: Christian
Drink: Drink Regularly
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I want to be the one...at home waiting for you to get back. I want to get excited when I hear your bike pull onto the street. I want to shop at Victorias Secret and surprise you for no reason. I want to hop on the back of your bike for sudden trips to no where. I want to wake up early for no other reason other than to have wonderful morning sex and make you coffie....I want to sit by the fire and drink a glass of red wine, snuggle and listen to the rain storm on week nights. I want to pray for a lot of snow...so you have no where to go....I want you to night fish with me on the Tennessee River and sleep under the stars on the boat. I want to make you your homemade favorite pie, just because you want it. I want to strip down naked and jump in the river with you.......just because. I want to be someones...everything!!!
Thats what Im looking for......what are you wanting??

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Hi! New to Tennessee...a friend told me about this site...just checking it out!
Been divorced 14 years. Love the water. I have a boat at the marina near my home...been thinking about buying a bike. I enjoy meeting new people. Im a very honest person and am looking for the same. NO GAMES PLEASE..and if you are confused about what you want out of life..skip on by this profile. I like to have fun and can't stand drama. retired in 03', so most my days belong to me. Age is just a number..it's the way someone treats you that is important. I love animals...and am breeding my shepherds now, for the very first time. So ya...I guess that covers it.
Oh...if ya have a myspace....my URL is www.myspace.com/misslender






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Turn ons:
Wine LOL White boy's with a job lol
Turn offs:
Men that live with their mothers
Ideal:
If I knew that...I would be married.
Activities:
fishing, wine tastings, horses, camping, music ,boating,saltwater aquariums, concerts,love cooking and I'm the best at it (lol),
gardening, the ballet, dancing ,grilling out, bonfires, waterskiing,snow skiing, snorkling, deep sea fishing, shark fishing, playing cards, rodeos, darts, playing pool, hot tubs,
swimming, front porch swings, walking downtown,
outdoor concerts, bike riding,& hiking AND last but NOT least..SKINNY DIPPING in the Tennessee River!!!


Interests:
Mostly, just want to have some fun.Would love to find that "true love", I have never had it. Of course if I don't...that will be fine too. Being that I am new to TN...I have started this "internet" dating. It's been interesting, to say the lease. No, I don't want to live with anybody....and no, I don't want anyone to live with me. Being divorce is pretty cool...but being alone sucks.
I am wanting to meet different people..and just see where the road takes us. I like hanging out friends..and miss my friends on the beach, very much!!! However, the mountains seem to be where I will stay......maybe LOL
Favorite Music:
Everything except rap. LOVE ...Blues and Jazz, old rock, country...you name it.
Favorite TV Shows:
Big Love, Oz, Entourage, The Wire, AMW, That 70's Show,& Glenn Beck.
Favorite Quotes:
Let's see..I have a few. So here goes!!
Age is just a number...and
It's more important to own your life, instead of having your life own you!!
Also, My #1 Quote is... Never let someone be your priority...while you remain their option! !!
Last but not least....God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go
About Me:
Im 37...educated, and wanting to meet some new friends.
I'm Irish Italian
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