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In a relationship
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Friends, riding partners
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Bad Biker Pick-up Lines Pick-up lines you might want to avoid using at the local biker bar! 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! 4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. 6. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from. 7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. 9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass! 10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? 11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! 12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. 13. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside? 14. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69? 15. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat. 16. Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants" 17. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. 18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda? 19. I love every bone in your body - especially mine. 20. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 21. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield? 22. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room. 23. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me. 24. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. 25. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 26. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 27. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too. 28. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. 29. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name
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Turn ons:
Self Confidence but not cockiness! Someone that knows what they want out of life and does everyhting possible to get it! |
Turn offs:
COCKINESS- god did make you but not for all women to drool over! |
Ideal:
Someone that is settled in life and is done playing the "game". Getting to old for all the games and dont think they are fun! I am not a game or a piece of a game and would like to be treated as such! Musclular, has a bike, 1and knows how to treat a woman | |
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Activities:
Studying for school, playing with kids, and really not to much time for anything else! but I love to go on rides!
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Interests:
First and foremost my children, harleys, ,NASCAR, (48),reading, writing peotry,walks, hiking, camping, Just enjoying life as we know it to the fullest possible extent!
Hit me up on myspace at http://www.myspace.com/motherofangels01 myspace....
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Favorite Music:
Country, Heavy, Anything that isnt elevator basically
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Favorite TV Shows:
Forensic Files, Cold Case files, CSI,
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Favorite Movies:
Wild Hogs, Anything Stephan King, The Stand , It
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Favorite Books:
Stephan King, Dean Koontz, Ann Rice, Poetry,William Shakesspear, anything to do with forensics
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Favorite Quotes:
Do unto others as you would have done unto you!
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About Me:
Single mom with two kids currently enrolled in school for forensics. I love Riding, camping, walks, writing poetry, basically anything that has to do with the outdoors I love it!
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