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Caroline  "All my exes live with hexes"

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Sex: Female
Location: Houston / Pearland, TX
Country: United States
Last Online: Today
Interested in: Females and Males
               
Age: 35
Ride: No
Own a bike: No
Status: Single
Looking for: Friends
Religion: I believe in God.
Drink: Don't Drink
Introduction:

Phenomenal Woman

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman

Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
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Single, never been married, no kids. Just looking for interesting people to interact with. I will stay single until I find the one man that meets MY requirements. Honesty, Passion, open, respectable, fun, a good heart, hard worker, great lover, and someone who can hold a conversation. I am also looking for cool chicks to share advice, hang out and just offer support.

ALSO: Darling Demonologist is in reference to Ed Warren, who passed away in 2006. Go to Warrens.net to see who he was.

Turn ons:
Eyes, 100% REAL men. Someone who can take control without being controlling.
Turn offs:
Assholes, people who judge others, shallow idiots. I hate stupid people. I love good conversation and I cannot tolerate someone that doesn't know how to carry an interesting conversation. People with no sense of humor and/or passion.
Ideal:
I like passionate, creative, honest, hardworking men with a laid back southern style and a sense of humor, with great hygeine and conversational skills. As well as a great sex drive. Like me.
Activities:
Music, Writing, Cooking, Talking on the phone, running after Alligators in the dark at Brazos Bend, or Riding the Galveston Ferry to Crystal Beach Late at night and just jumping in the water. I am nocturnal and most of my activities are done after dark. Stick a Post It Note on that and we'll get back to it.
Interests:
Living life to the fullest. Finding someone that turns me on mentally and physically.
Favorite Music:
All kinds, I am a music Journalist so I love it all, or most of it anyway. Some favorites are Heart, Journey, Pat Benatar, Disturbed, Concrete Blonde, King's X, Pariah, Jeff Buckley, The Fray, The Shins, Shiny Toy Guns, Pink...
Favorite TV Shows:
Documentaries, Coronors, autopsies, supernatural, nature, biker shows, DEXTER, WEEDS, South Park, whatever. I don't watch TV much anymore, I lost my cable. I prefer books.
Favorite Books:
True crime
Favorite Quotes:
"Life is like a Roller coaster, you don't know to scream or laugh. So I am doing a combination of both."
About Me:
OK, some people are asking me why I am on this site if I don't ride, so here goes. several years ago my sister and her fiancee were in a freak motorcycle accident. Apparently, some fucked up moron was moving a trailer from one side of the road to the other, and he had no orange cones or signs showing there was a silver wire strung across the street. My sister's Fiancee Joey was decapitated, and my sister Connie broke her jaw, eye socket, wrist, and had road burn over half her body, and she still has a huge scar on her neck from the wire. The accident happened on the Street we were living on, and I witnesses the whole traumatic event, walked up to the accident, and saw everything. I grew up with bikers, and I adored them, they took care of my family when my dad would leave town for work, and the sound of their motorcycles coming closer always made me feel safe and protected, but the fear and pain over what happened has me very cautious, I want to ride, but it will take time for me I know. I had Many people on here blast me about the fact I have no bikes and I don't ride right now, so I just wanted to clear the air.
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