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alice IS VERY HAPPY STAY TRUE TO YOUR SELF AND YOU WELL BE HAPPY WITH YOUR SELF AND YOUR FRIENDS

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Sex: Female
Location: GLENDAIL, AZ
Country: United States
Last Online: This Month
               
Age: 32
Ride: Yes
Own a bike: No
Status: In a relationship
Looking for: Friends
Drink: Drink Socially
Introduction:
I'M RILL!!! ARE YOU??? NO GAMES, NO FACES JUST BE HOW YOU ARE.


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Turn ons:
SCOOTERS,HAPPY PEOPEL,FUN,FUNNYS,LIVEING LIFE TO THE FULLEST,
Turn offs:
LIES AND THE PEOPEL TELLING THEM, UNHAPPY PEOPEL,BEING TAKEN FOR GRANTED,OR SOME ONE ELLSE BEING MISSTREETED FOR NO RESON
Ideal:
I DO NOT THINK THERE IS ONE LOL
Activities:
hi i love being a mom and my kids are my life. they are 6,8,9,15, all girls and all gorgees lol

i do not spell well but if you try you can figor it out lol
Interests:
IF YOU WONT TO KNOW SOME THING ASK
Favorite Music:
ROCK, HAVEY METERL, CONTORY, JUST ABOUT ENEY THING BUT RAP I DO NOT THINK IT IS MUSIE
Favorite TV Shows:
Mens Rules
Body: Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules! (MEN'S ROULES)
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports...It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

1. Don't ask us.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.

We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1.Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.

Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you ca n -

to give them a bigger laugh

Favorite Movies:
THE GREEN MILES, SHAW SHANK REDEPION




Favorite Books:
THE CLAN OF THE CAVE BEAR
Favorite Quotes:
Drinking Beer Makes You Female
I really Think you knew this already but I figured I would send it anyway!
Beer Contains Female Hormones!
This is serious stuff...

Last month scientists at National University of Lesotho released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test
subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.


2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.


3) Gained weight.


4) Talked excessively without making sense.


5) Became overly emotional.


6) Couldn't drive.


7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary.



Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh.
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