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Females and Males
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Friends, riding partners
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Introduction:
Get Your Sexy Name
I'm a 51 year old biker/computer geek
that rides as much as time and money permits.
Hangin back and just lookin for friends
Ridin as much as I can without freezin!!
My brief TV career!!
First read the story then watch the short video!!
OK here goes!!
This boy and girl are going out on a date. The father tells the boy ,You can take my daughter out for a date but you have to have her back by midnight. If you don't have her back by midnight I'll kill you!!
The boy accepts this and assures the girls Father that he will have her back by midnight. They drive away and promptly find a field to drive to so they could bellyfight all night, that's copulating if your PC!!
After quite some time the boy looks up at the clock and realizes it's about 11:45 and he needs to haul ass and get this girl home!! They get buttoned and zipped and he starts the car. What they hadn't noticed while they were busy gettin busy was that it had been raining most of the time that they were there. When he put the car in drive and stepped on the gas the tires spun and he realized that he was stuck in the mud!!
Now he's gettin a bit tense because he remembered what the Father told him, get her home by midnight or I'll kill you!! He opens the trunk desparately looking for something to put under the tires for traction, but found nothing!! Desparate he took all his clothes off and jammed them under the tire hoping to get enough traction to get moving. He starts the car, puts it in drive and gently steps on the gas. The car moved a couple of inches and then the tires started to spin, in the process completely shredding his clothes!! Now he's getting really nervous as time is closing in on midnight and he doesn't want to die!!
He tells the girl, shit give me all your clothes I have to try something!!
He takes all her clothes and tries again. This time he barely touches the gas and the car starts to creep forward, just when he thinks he may be ok, he breaks traction and the tires spin shredding her clothes!!
Well now he's pretty fucked, all they have is her shoes and his boots. He thinks for a minute and sez to the girl, look I saw a farmhouse about a half mile that way. We're both naked except for my boots and your shoes. If I walk down the road naked I'll probably get shot, if you do someone will probably help you. Take my boots and go to the farm house to ask for help, use my boots to cover your boobs!!
OK ya ready for the punchline, watch the attached video, turn the sound up the audio is kinda low!!
Summer is over, now we'll get 2 or 3 weeks of fall
then Winter, YUCK!!
Personally I could live with longer spring and fall seasons!!
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
| Are you an Old School Biker Your Result: You are old school You are a part of the true biker community. You probably understand the meaning of brotherhood and look after those you ride with as family. Ride Hard - Die Free is not just a fancy patch you bought at a bike rally. You probably ride your bike to Bike Week no matter how far it is. Bikers like you are hard to come by. Keep the shiny side up. | | You are new school | | Are you an Old School Biker
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Turn ons:
Outgoing, honest, funloving, happy women and riding |
Turn offs:
pettiness, perpetually angry/depressed people |
Ideal:
Just looking for friends and riding partners | |
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Activities:
Finding time to ride!!
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Interests:
Riding, lifting, working out, riding and riding
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Favorite Music:
SRV, Blues R&R, Jazz
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Favorite TV Shows:
House, WWe, Burn Notice
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Favorite Movies:
Natural Born killers, Pulp Fiction, Frankie and Johnny, Dusk till Dawn, The Twilight Zone movie
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Favorite Quotes:
THE FIRST 2 QUOTES SUM UP MY FEELINGS ON WHAT A COMMITED MONOGOMOUS RELATIONSHIP SHOULD BE AND IDEALLY WHAT A MARRAIGE SHOULD BE.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
- Aristotle
A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life. - I can't take credit for this one but whoever wrote it read my mind!! DOC
I am what I am and that's all that I am!! Popeye
Those that mind, don't matter...Those that matter, don't mind. DR. Suess
People get funny about money My Dad
I can tell you're lying your lips are moving. Unknown
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. The Hulk and ME!!
Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
- Albert Einstein
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
- John Barrymore
I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
- Socrates
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
- Mahatma Gandhi
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
- Erin Majors
Men always want to be a woman’s first love - women like to be a man’s last romance. - Unknown
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart - Unknown
Truth has no path. Truth is living and, therefore, changing. Awareness is without choice, without demand, without anxiety; in that state of mind, there is perception. To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person. Awareness has no frontier; it is giving of your whole being, without exclusion.
- Bruce Lee
To win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the highest skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the highest skill.
- Sun Tsu
Nobody can hurt me without my permission.
- Mohandas Gandhi
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About Me:
I'm just crazy enough to enjoy dam near everything in life without needing meds to do it!!
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BigDaddyDOC's Garage
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2002 Yamaha Road Star 1600
2002 RoadStar been dubbed the
Purple People Eater!!
Rejetted the carb, K&N airbox and HardKrome 3.5" DD's Dynoed 82HP and 110 ft/LB
I've got 64,000 miles so far on it, I figure I'll get 150,000 or so, then maybe it'll need a rebuild or somethin!!
HI HO Purple People Eater!!
Next year I'm planning on painting the bike with House of kolor purple and a graphic of the Purple People Eater on the front fender!! |
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