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Friends, riding partners
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Introduction:
"Lipsmackin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Coolfizzin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Hardridin' Highsteppin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Big Daddy"
Just looking to ride with folks a little more intelligent than their Shovelhead. Outdated ideas are just that; outdated.
The cycle culture is like a plant; it's either growing or dying. Which one are you doing? |
Turn ons:
6th gear, raked forks, and a nice lowered ass... |
Turn offs:
busted clutch cable, shitty design |
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Activities:
Work as a software engineer (Insurance Business).
Lots of home improvement projects.
Riding Motorcycles
Going To Concerts
Screwin' with people's heads...
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Interests:
Victory motorcycles.
Playing guitar.
Bicycling.
Cribbage.
Golf.
Questionable bowling.
Peace and quiet.
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Favorite Music:
I will listen to about anything with one exception: Dutch White Rastafarian Scuba Diver Christian rock.
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Favorite TV Shows:
I watch SOA for now. Some sporting events and some History or Discovery channel stuff. Palladia concerts. Loved The Red Hot Chili Peppers Live in Milan.
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Favorite Movies:
"Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit."
"Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?"
"No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man."
"The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals."
"Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?"
"Nope. Just me baby... Just me."
"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT!?"
"And you: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed in Greenland?!"
"I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains."
"You're that smart? "
"Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?"
"Yes."
"Morons. "
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Favorite Books:
A Brief History of Time.
The Dancing Wu Li Masters.
The Seat of the Soul.
The Koran, The Bible, The Bhagavad Gita.
Oh, and I read "Get Fuzzy" in the Sunday comics.
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Favorite Quotes:
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Stephen Wright
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad. - Salvador Dali (1904-1989)
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers.
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About Me:
The Iron Fist in the Velvet Glove.
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