Male, 54 years old, and single/complicated. Birthday is August 03, 1959. Looking for a backseat. Interested in females. Religious view is Methodist. Doesn't drink. Conservative political views. Lives in hudson, Florida United States. Member since October 2010.
Slick Rick via sweetblondeone (Navy Vet) aka Jeni >^..^<
During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor. "No! No! Leave your knickers on .. Just stick out your tongue!"