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Little Flock ( near Bentonville), AR |
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Females and Males
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I worship the SUN |
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Introduction:
Things my Motorcycle has Taught Me
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The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
People ask us why we ride a motorcycle. For those who have experienced the joy, no explanation is necessary; for those who have not, no explanation is possible.
Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
Life may begin at 40, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 80 mph!
You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noon time bugs.
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived, and still rides.
Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.
Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
Always back your bike into the curb and sit where you can see it.
There are drunk riders and there are old riders, but there are not many old, drunk riders.
Ride to work. Work to ride.
Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.
When you look down the road, it seems to never end; but you better believe it does!
Winter is nature's way of telling you to test the electrics.
Keep your bike in good repair. Motorcycle boots are not all that comfortable for walking.
People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently.
Sometimes, the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.
When you're riding lead, don't spit.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 a.m.. to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
Catching a yellow jacket in your helmet will triple that special vocabulary.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's serious.
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, today will be a BLAST!
The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside..
Always replace the cheapest parts first.
You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
Keep the painted side up, and the rubber side down!
unrealistic expectations
The world according to Jim.....
Have you ever seen this show? The fat slob husband has a hot wife.... let me tell you a secret about women...... unless she fell in love with that fat slob when you were both 16 and he was hot..... or he was RICH when she met him.... hes not getting the hot wife.......
SO GROW UP... LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND STOP TRYING TO GO OUT WITH WOMEN OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE........
Stupid shows like this one make it impossible for average gals to get a date.... average guys are looking so far out of their league they never look in our direction..... on the other hand average girls.. because of shows like this..... are happy to settle for average guys.... because they are programed to believe they are doomed to get the fat slob or worse....... even I wouldn't give Jim a second glance.........
Last time I wore a tube top that read HOTTIE..... someone came up to me and said...... nice to see you have a sense of humor!
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People ask me why my marriage failed.... I tell them before we married I told my husband I was anal... turns out he didn't know there are 2 kinds of anal.......And in his opinion I was the wrong kind.
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Tom was very upset when his wife ran off with a cop.... after a few weeks he realized that he could do anything he wanted when ever he wanted and really began to get into the swing of being single... one night coming home from a bar a cop blue lighted him and he hit the gas... the cop couldn't catch him and called for back up...once the cops finally pulled him over and ran his tags they said.. you don't have any tickets or drugs.. your not even drunk.. why did you run...... he replied..... my wife ran off with a cop...... I thought you were bringing her back.
A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip.
He began his day with an 8-pound walleye on the first cast and a 7-pound on
the second. On the third cast he had just caught his first ever walleye over
11 pounds when his cell phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible
accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be
there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was
shaping up to be his best day ever on the water.
He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital
He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a
stringer like he'd never seen, with 3 walleye over 10 pounds. He was
jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor
and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your
fishing trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out
for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the pond your wife has been
languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished
because it will be more than likely the last fishing trip you ever take!"
"For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll
be her care giver forever!"
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
The doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just messing with ya. She's dead.
What'd you catch?
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Life should be an adventure.... and Yes you can have adventure and happily ever after......... Adventure can be as simple as not knowing how many fish you are gonna catch when camping out on a pond bank....Or as much fun as canoeing and not knowing how many times you will get dunked........ Adventure is renting a horse for a day..... and riding a trail you have never been on ( even if thousands of others had ridden it).......Adventure is being willing to pull your car over and dance in the moonlight just because you love this song.......
Do you know why detectives hate to solve crimes in Arkansas?
Because there are no dental records and all the DNA is all the same. .........
Favorite Music:
old rock.... Janis... Creedence.... Bread.....Lobo........Timberlake (ok he is not old rock) Blues.... ... BB King..... Kory Montgomery..... Kid Rock
Favorite Quotes:
"You should be kisses often, and by a man who knows how."
"I believe in unicorns, dragons, leprachauns.... good men and other fantasy creatures."
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A social worker from Boston recently was transferred to the Mountains of North Carolina and Georgia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life.
Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. 'Anybody home?' she asked.
'Yep,' came a kid's voice through the door.
'Is your father there?' asked the social worker.
'Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in,' said the kid.
'Well, is your mother there?' persisted the social worker.
'Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here,' said the kid. Thinking she had her first violation to report, she persisted, ''But are you never together as a family?'
'Sure, but not here,' said the kid through the door. 'This is the outhouse!'
I have this dream where I am standing before God trying to get into heaven and he is asking me why I should be let in.
I quickly tell him I never had premarital sex.... I never drank , or smoked. or used drugs.. I always wore my seat belt....and drove the speed limit.
He looks and me a takes a drag off his joint and laughs...... we don't let NERDS in here!!!!!!!!!
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The idea is not to survive the thunderstorm but to learn to dance in the rain!
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My grandchildren  or children are the most important things in my life....
If you can make me laugh....we can be friends forever.
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Turn ons:
A good sense of humor.... a hot ride.. and a hotter bod! |
Turn offs:
rude...pushy... unclean.... smoke.....bad running bikes...liars |
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Activities:
If you can make me laugh....we can be friends forever.
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.'
'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'
'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.
'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?'
She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'
concerts.... bikes..... fishing.... friends.... family.......boating... flying kites
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Interests:
duh.... same as the activities I do...LOL
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Favorite TV Shows:
Deadiliest Catch......Law and Order..... Boston Legal
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Favorite Movies:
Hamburger Hill...... Gone with the Wind......Titanic........Major League.....
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Favorite Books:
I read celebrity mags.......
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Favorite Quotes:
LONG SLOW WET KISSES THT LAST THREE DAYS... from Bull Durham
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About Me:
My grandchildren , family and friends are my world.......
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