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| Company: | The Scooter Wizard |
| Telephone: | (256) 603 - 7133 |
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| Looking for: |
Friends, riding partners
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Politics: |
Very Conservative |
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Religion: |
I have my Saviour in my heart |
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Introduction:
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The Scooter Wizard...
Specializes in CUSTOM LED Lighting. Each bike is unique. We use LEDs to highlight and accent the personality of your individual scooter. Our mission is to make your scoot look as good at night, as it does during the day! We also carry a complete selection of aftermarket chrome. (A strategically placed chrome piece can have the same effect as adding 10-20 LEDs)
The Scooter Wizard is also the area rep for the "ULTIMATE MOTORCYCLE ACCESSORY" known as the VIBE-RIDER! (www.viberider.com) This magnificent addition to your scoot will draw a crowd of Biker Babes where ever you go! It has a powerful vibrating stimulator perfectly located in the back seat. It is controlled by the bikes motor, so the higher you rev, the harder it pulsates! It guaranties "Miles of Smiles" for you passenger.
*************LAPDANCE RIDER T-SHIRTS are available for purchase*************
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *$20.00 ea. Mens or Womens* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * Send me a message, or call me * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Hi, I'm Merlin - The Scooter Wizard. My Wife (Dawn_Freddie) and I ride THE 800lb VIBR8R. (A lit-up Green, 1998 Ultra Classic, with a Vibe-Rider) Maybe you've seen us at local Bike Nights or Rallys. (There's usually a line of women waiting to sit on our back seat and sign my Guest Book. lol) Our group of riding friends is called the LapDance Riders. One of our favorite hangouts is "Choppers Bar & Grill", a great biker bar located on Hwy 31 between Ardmore and Elkton right at I-65 Exit 1 in south central TN.
I support the "FAIRTAX"
Won't you join me in supporting it too???
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Turn ons:
Bikes, Biker Friends, Biker BABES!!!, Bike Rides, Bike Rallys, Installing LEDS on another scooter. |
Turn offs:
Bad attitudes, thieves, lowlife's, scumbags, scallywags. etc. |
Ideal:
Been married to her for the last 32 years | |
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Activities:
Installing Custom LEDS lighting packages on scooters. I also sell and install Vibe-Riders.
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Interests:
All about bikes
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Favorite Music:
Classic rock
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Favorite TV Shows:
Don't have time to watch TV
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Favorite Movies:
Andromeda Strain (the original movie, not the new ultra leftist, global warming ,we're killing the planet, liberal bullshit remake.) , Wild Hogs, Ghost Rider
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Favorite Books:
Fair Tax Book
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![[Image] Merlin - TSW](http://image1.proxy.bikerornot.com/usrimg/56596n.jpg "Merlin - TSW")
![[Image] Dawn/ Freddie](http://image4.proxy.bikerornot.com/usrimg/69904r.jpg "Dawn/ Freddie")
![[Image] LAPDANCE](http://image4.proxy.bikerornot.com/usrimg/57346r.jpg "LAPDANCE")
![[Image] dale](http://image1.proxy.bikerornot.com/usrimg/131102r.jpg "dale")
![[Image] JUS-BCUZ 35805](http://image4.proxy.bikerornot.com/userimages/p74862/536610204r.jpg "JUS-BCUZ 35805")
![[Image] jimmy](http://image4.proxy.bikerornot.com/usrimg/88134r.jpg "jimmy")
![[Image] CHICAGO MIKE](http://image4.proxy.bikerornot.com/userimages/p59074/115377274r.jpg "CHICAGO MIKE")
![[Image] MARY CATHERINE](http://image1.proxy.bikerornot.com/userimages/p52327/295230962r.jpg "MARY CATHERINE")
![[Image] harleybabe](http://image1.proxy.bikerornot.com/userimages/p181326/818723241r.jpg "harleybabe")
![[Image] Triker](http://image4.proxy.bikerornot.com/usrimg/78219r.jpg "Triker")
![[Image] bigwhitey](http://image1.proxy.bikerornot.com/userimages/p153545/925551203r.jpg "bigwhitey")
![[Image] Linda "Lou"](http://image4.proxy.bikerornot.com/userimages/p50092/538387037r.jpg "Linda \"Lou\"")
![[Image] Terri!](http://image4.proxy.bikerornot.com/userimages/p51045/892816455r.jpg "Terri!")
