Yea, I'm a Harley rider and I own some Harleys (Sittin' in the garage are a 2008 Ultra Classic, a 1997 1200 Custom Sporty and a 1993 883 Hugger Sporty for the ladies). If ya would like more BS info on me, please check out my MySpace page at...
They call me Harleyman because I'm an old fart and I've owned Harley's since before I was old enough to vote. You don't like it, I don't give a fuck, just call me Joe then, it's my name and it's shorter anyway. I mean, Jesus fuckin' Christ, don't sweat the small shit in life... except maybe those tiny little photos from cellphones - damn I hate those things!
And yea, I used to ride pretty wild back in my day, but age and a bad ticker has slowed me down a some. That don't mean I ain't still a kick ass biker at heart, just that it's hard for me to kick ass quite as hard now. But that don't mean I'm soft... except around the middle. I still ride, for Christ's sake, just not as often or as hard as I used to.
(Although kinda fun, I think the quiz is pretty fuckin' lame. All this means is that you know the right answers to a bunch of stupid-ass questions.)
The assholes took the damned video down!
Turn ons:
Harleys. Building computers. Dogs. Kittens (not cats so much). Scents; A charcoal grill smoking away. Fresh cut grass. Hyacinths. The seashore. Women. Stables (& while driving, a distant farm and skunks). Antiques. Tattoos & piercings in certain places.
Turn offs:
People that talk just for the sake of talking. Living with messy people. Moving! Large cities (a small town up north by the water would be too fuckin' cool, eh?) Fuckin' sidewalk commandos. Assholes that start trouble just to prove they're assholes.
2008 Harley-Davidson Ultra Classic Electra Glide 2008 FLHTCU Ultra Classic Electra Glide - Just traded in the 2007 FLHTCUI on this 2008 FLHTCU. I saw it on the shop floor when I was having some extra work done on the 2007 and couldn't resist it! [Have already lowered it front and back and added another grand or more in chrome] I know, I need to get fresh pics up.
1997 Harley-Davidson Sportster 1997 XLH 1200 Custom Sportster - Quite a few additions over the years... always more chrome. Need new pics of this bike too. Just threw on new skins and a nice new set of bags.
1993 Harley-Davidson Sportster 1993 XLH 883 Hugger Sportster - Yup, got yet another. This time a lil hugger (had to get something for the little ladies to learn to drive). The original bright red 2.25 gal. tank that it came with was just too small so it & the fenders were changed out for these used fenders and 3.2 (?) gal. tank. The rear fender needed to be drilled out to lower it into the stock hugger position, but they're in great shape. Tank's in poor shape finish-wise, but 10 hrs of rubbing will cure it.