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Females and Males
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Friends, riding partners
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Religion: |
GOD/MOTORCYCLES |
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Introduction:
sometimes you have to "RIDE TIL IT HURTS" to understand your journey!!!!
hey fellow biker bros and sistas!!! my name is jo aka harleycreation4u,my riding name is joz, maybe i'll tell ya why if you ask...lol
I am 36 yrs old and live in Leander- (Austin),Texas.Am getting ready to have my lil boy --yes im pregnant with biker boy on board,lol. im due in jan of 09...
A FRIEND SENT ME THIS SO I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE IT WITH ALL OF YOU...ITS HALARIOUS....ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
Opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
Seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, 'Well your Honour, it was like this, when the lady got
On the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under
A sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 'S Liniment will
Reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under
A deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,'
And I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honour, when She moved the fourth
Time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have
Prevented this Accident'... I just lost it.'
'CASE DISMISSED!!'
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THIS IS SOOO TRUE....
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I LOVE THIS PIC...
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BIKER BY BLOOD...
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(BITCHOLOGY= BEING A BITCH MEANS...
1. I STAND UP FOR THOSE I LOVE
2. I SPEAK MY MIND
3. THINK MY OWN THOUGHTS OR DO THINGS MY WAY...
4. I WON'T COMPROMISE WHATS IN MY HEART.
5. I LIVE MY LIFE "MY" WAY.
6. I WON'T ALLOW ANYONE TO STEP ON ME.
7. I REFUSE TO TOLERATE INJUSTICE.
8. IT MEANS I HAVE THE COURAGE AND STRENGTH TO ALLOW MYSELF TO BE ME.
SO TRY TO STOMP ON ME,DOUSE MY INNER FLAME, SQUASH EVERY OUNCE OF BEAUTY I HOLD WITHIN, YOU WON'T SUCCEED!AND IF THAT MAKES ME A BITCH SO BE IT I EMBRACE THE TITLE AND AM DAMN PROUD TO BE A BITCH!!!
I have been riding since i was five ....
I am on this site hoping to network with bikers near and far...
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Turn ons:
tattoos,sunset,loud pipes,deep voice,the open road,surprises, |
Turn offs:
a bike on a trailer,abusers,assholes,liars, drama kings and queens,head games,fake people,meth-It is a killer, drug addicts that dont have a clue on what life is really about,men that treat woman as sex objects--we deserve better than that.. |
Ideal:
I will let you know when i find him.. | |
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Activities:
ENJOYING THE TIME I HAVE WITH MY DAUGHTER,BEING OUTDOORS,CAMPING,RIDING MOTORCYCLES,DANCING, ROCKCLIMBING,CAMPING,WATCHING MOVIES,COOKING,LAUGHING FOR NO REASON,
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Interests:
I ENJOY RIDING ON THE BACK OF A HARLEY WITH THE WIND IN MY HAIR AND NOTHING TO DO BUT RIDE,I ENJOY POKERRUNS,RALLY'S (OF ALL SORTS),BIKE NIGHTS,WATCHING THE SUN SET, MEETING NEW FRIENDS AND HANGING WITH OL ONES,
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Favorite Music:
PRIMUS,SUBLIME,311,OZZY,RED HOTS,DISTURBURBED, SUPUTURA,ROB ZOMBIE,THE LIST GOES ON....WELL I DO LIVE IN THE MUSIC CAPITOL OF THE WORLD,LOL
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Favorite TV Shows:
HOUSE ( I LOVE HIS SARCASM AND BLUNTNESS)
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Favorite Books:
DONT HAVE MUCH TIME FOR BOOKS THESE DAYS
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Favorite Quotes:
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO RIDE HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOUR JOURNEY!!!!!!
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About Me:
THERE IS ALOT SO JUST ASK...
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