| Gypsy2005's Stats |
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| Ranking | 7223 of 117677 members |
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Interested in: |
Females and Males
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| Looking for: |
Friends, relationships, riding partners
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Turn ons:
KEWL~ down to earth~ real peeps~ living the lifestyle~ Tall, Dark & Drop Dead HANDSOME Gentlemen w/LOUD Harleys~ HONESTY~~Energetic, passionate and spontanous! |
Turn offs:
Conceited SOB's with no sense of humor or the ability to hold an intelligent conversation for more than 2 min. LIARS, CHEATERS & HATERS! |
Ideal:
TALL KEWL ONE I'm listening for the sound of your pipes rumblin' down my street... | |
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Activities:
"THE AGREEMENT"
OK~ It's 2am and you have spent the night partying with the Captain. The bar is closed, your friends are going home and you're horny. You stumble to your car, flip open your phone and start looking for that lucky guy/girl thats about to recieve a late night booty call. Before you make that sexual healing call please have the pre-booty call agreement handy...
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as "the agreement") is entered into on the _______(DD/MM/YY) by ___________ (fill in name) and _____________ (fill in name).
This agreement shall cover the following rules and principles:
1. No sleeping over -- unless it is VERY good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9pm -- we don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" crap -- only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is NO! so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup," unless you're from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted -- including money.
8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk IS encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers --it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges or benefits," we are not friends, just bed buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is okay -- don't be offended. ;)
12. No extra clothing -- I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get up, get dressed and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's boyfriend/girlfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position -- the less eye contact, the better.
18. NO condoms~ NO sex.
19. Bring your own drink -- I am not a liquor store.
20. No phone use, please -- I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.
21. If going to a hotel room, we either split the cost, or alternate who's paying... you pay this time, I pay next; provided there IS a next time.
22. Don't bring any of your friends with you, unless they're gonna join the party.
* Extra tip for successful booty calls: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the Booty Call List, deleted from phone memory and e-mail list. In other words, you will be blocked from all communications until you understand the rules.
*The Captain cares about his loyal drinkers. So next time you go out make sure you have the agreement handy to avoid any after post-booty confusion. Please avoid the "booty call gone wrong" situation, CAPTAINS ORDERS!*
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Favorite Quotes:
"It wasn't my ear you whispered into but my heart~ It wasn't my hand you touched but my soul~ It wasn't my eyes you gazed into but the center of my being~ It wasn't my lips you were kissing but the out let of my passion."
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About Me:
I'm a happy fun loving person
who's not into drama. No bs~
I'm in search of friends~
riding partners/2up. Lets RIDE!
If you want to feel my knees~ inner thighs squeezing your seat; my gentle embrace around your waist~ my soft breathing in your ear~ & my playfull eyes adoringly checking you out in the rearview...post up & send me a message. I'm very easy to talk to, humble, polite & respectful.
~~PEACE...GYPSY~~
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