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Activities:
An old cowboy was sitting at the bar sipping a beer. A good looking lady sat down beside him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He told her, "Well, I ride the range working a herd of cattle, I ride, rope and fix fence, I can doctor a sick calf, Yes, I am a cowboy..." She told him, "Well, I am a lesbian, when I wake up in the morning, I am thinking about women, lusty thoughts! When I shower, I fantasize that a woman is playing with me, As I get ready to go to work, I think about her dressing me or better yet, undressing me, I think about women all day. When I get home, I am thinking about women"...She leaves the bar. A few minutes later, a guy walks up to the bar and sits down by the cowboy. He asks him, "Are you a real cowboy?" The old cowboy told him, "Well, all this time I thought I was, I just found out I am a lesbian!"
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Interests:
Stuttering
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.' The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher. 'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went “Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,” but before she could say 'Fuck!,' the Rottweiler ate her!
The teacher had to leave the room.
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